The Oliver Legacy 2.6
So here we are again. We've reached the second half of Simon and River's college years.
LAST TIME... The twins entered college and became very boring well behaved. They went to class, worked hard on their assignments and finished their term papers. *yawn* Simon became a history major and River picked the math major. In the midst of all this nerdiness, they both found love and River got her ass kicked by the university coach.
Ah, college...
Anyway, just to have something happen, I sent Simon and his new girlfriend Viola out on a date.
They waste no time in finding the photo booth for woohoo.
Damn it. I hate bar seating sometimes.
What the...
Now that's dedication.
You go, my boy!
Meanwhile, River and her boyfriend Paragon do synchronized studying.
Paragon: Call me!
River: *sigh* Paragon, baby, we live in the same dorm...
Paragon's "special".
But River loves him and that's all that matters. <3
RAWK!
*____*
Simon: Hey sis.
River: Hey bro. Beat it, I'm kinda busy.
River: Oh, Paragon! You naughty boy! (++)
Simon: ...yeah, I'm gonna go inside and drink until I forget all this.
The dorm looks even prettier in the snow!
Awkward...
Time for another date for Simon and Viola. A very special date.
Awww!
Now go finish college so you can go home and make babies together.
The Headless Llama won't get a clue.
Frozen green skin looks interesting. O_o
Whatcha doin', Viola?
Ohhh.
Hey, thanks, more cash!
River: You know, Morticia would be on the Dean's List like me if she'd keep her clothes on and go to class.
Umm...
Awkward... (again)
Yeah, that's not creepy at all, Morticia.
Finally! Senior Year!
River and Paragon have celebratory nookie.
Simon...does his homework.
This is just way too much school spirit.
D'awww. There, now both of the twins have a mate.
It's River's turn to get a night out on her own.
River: This looks fun!
Oh no...
River: Weeeee -- oh hi, love! -- eeeeeeee!
Paragon: That's my girl!
They are so cute.
After some smustling with strangers, she went home.
YAY!
I think Simon's happy about it.
You know, one of you two could clean it up. I know at least one of you obsessively cleans everything else.
And no fucks were given on this day.
Great, now GET OFF THAT THING before you DIE!
Thank fuck. *prays for a more dysfunctional family next generation*
Future brothers-in-law bonding in Paragon's dorm room.
Grrrr...
STOP!
SMUSTLE TIME!
I don't even know anymore...
The couple that's prissy together, stays together.
And then...River suddenly graduates. (Yes, my graduation gowns are also missing. >_<)
Bye, River! See you back in Canderleigh after Simon has his graduation party.
Yes, Simon did have the bad taste to invite his high school sweetheart to a party with him and his fiancee.
And again, apparently no fucks were given.
You're welcome.
Simon: *graduates and explodes in a shower of confetti*
And that's IT! Next round, we head back home for Simon and Viola's wedding, and then the sudden shift to Maxis Match.