Mar 31, 2014 19:22
Somewhere along the line, some kind of mistake had been made. Steve wanted to blame Portalocity, but he wasn't sure it was their fault. Maybe Wanda. Or the Infinity Cube or something.
The thing was, he'd returned home to a universe that was decidedly different than the one he was expecting. The SHRA hadn't gone down the way it had at home. Norman Osborn--Norman Osborn--had been in charge of SHIELD for a while...and now, Steve was. On the bright side, Tony was no longer convinced Steve was a Skrull. On the other flip side, being in charge of SHIELD came with an astonishing amount of paperwork. "Nick never seemed to do this much paperwork," he'd complained once, and Carol had told him, "Well, that's because he didn't. He made someone like Hill do it for him."
This, Steve felt, explained a lot about Maria Hill's temperament.
He never thought he would wish for something to attack New York, but right now...well, maybe just a little alien invasion? For old time's sake? There was some kind of audit going on, someone help him out here.
((Open for calls, texts, convenient alien invasions.))