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screwyoubob

Well, That Could Have Gone Better 023

May 23, 2009 20:35

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Radiation's all cleaned up! It's safe to go near Liquid Metal Reactors 008 through 015 again!

Also? I found the gravity gun that everyone was talking about over dinner a week ago! It's so much fun!

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the captain is a great man, i love the captain, i love fixing things, i can do this, nukes yay!!!!, radiation fun for everyone

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electroniccrane May 24 2009, 03:44:09 UTC

[Chuckle.]

I'd say "still good" depends on how well you digest radioisotopes.

screwyoubob May 24 2009, 03:46:18 UTC

I have a much higher tolerance. It changed the taste a little, but it's still good!

electroniccrane May 24 2009, 03:47:28 UTC

It's all well and good until you develop stomach cancer in 30 years.

screwyoubob May 24 2009, 03:48:35 UTC

Huh? No, no, I can't get cancer. No one gets cancer anymore, unless it's in a lab for experiments, but I'm not that type.

electroniccrane May 24 2009, 03:51:36 UTC

Oh, they finally fixed that?

[The idea of people as lab subjects doesn't faze her.]

screwyoubob May 24 2009, 03:53:07 UTC

Yup!

[He remembers that other people don't have the basic knowledge that he does, but Baijznyherglert'allalax is patient.]

Medical types can bud off small organisms and then they deliberately inflict cancer on them to experiment. Well, and other things. I don't fully understand it I'm an engineer you know, not a physician.

electroniccrane May 24 2009, 03:55:07 UTC

Fascinating.

[She doesn't sound fascinated. She sounds bored, because, y'know, biology.]

screwyoubob May 24 2009, 03:55:53 UTC

That sounded sarcastic.

electroniccrane May 24 2009, 03:58:30 UTC

I can't get cancer, either.

[The subtext being "so I don't care."]

screwyoubob May 24 2009, 03:59:54 UTC

You could get brain cancer.

electroniccrane May 24 2009, 04:08:23 UTC

Vanishingly low incidence in total-conversion cyborgs because of the lifestyle modifications.

And if I did develop brain cancer, I'd have my ghost dubbed onto a new brain.

screwyoubob May 24 2009, 04:11:43 UTC

I guess that would work. It just sounds easier to cure cancer, though.

electroniccrane May 24 2009, 04:14:53 UTC

They're working on it, from what I understand.

screwyoubob May 24 2009, 04:20:49 UTC

[Ah, yes, the Major comes from a world that's on the brink of not being what B would term a 'primitive shithole'.]

I'm sure it'll be fixed soon, Matokokusanagi!

electroniccrane May 24 2009, 04:26:17 UTC

Mmm.

[Empathy is not Motokokusanagi's strong point, B.]

Have you given any thought to the buoyancy problem?

screwyoubob May 24 2009, 04:27:06 UTC

Oh, that! Yeah, I made you a floater!

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