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Well, That Could Have Gone Better 018

Feb 12, 2009 17:49

I'm really sorry, but we have to put off Decantation Day celebrations because I have a lot of work. I'm sorry! We'll do it as soon as everything's finished!

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missmimmi February 13 2009, 02:15:38 UTC

Decantation Day?

[She totally missed his announcement thing from before]

screwyoubob February 13 2009, 02:33:01 UTC

Yeah, the day you're decanted!

missmimmi February 13 2009, 02:34:11 UTC

What is 'decanted'?

screwyoubob February 13 2009, 02:35:30 UTC

You know, when you're taken out of your jar?

missmimmi February 13 2009, 02:36:36 UTC

But... I was never taken out of a jar!

screwyoubob February 13 2009, 02:44:06 UTC

Of course you were! How do you think babies are made?

missmimmi February 13 2009, 02:55:35 UTC

[Um]

A man and a woman...

[Okay. Not going any further]

screwyoubob February 13 2009, 02:58:11 UTC

Yeah, a few men and women form a committee and decide what genes should be carried onto the next generation, I know this. You're funny.

missmimmi February 13 2009, 03:00:26 UTC

[Whaaaaat]

No... Um. A woman.. carries and births a child.

They do not come from jars.

screwyoubob February 13 2009, 03:01:29 UTC

[Shocked, revolted silence.]

missmimmi February 13 2009, 03:03:43 UTC

..B?

Are you okay?

screwyoubob February 13 2009, 03:09:16 UTC

That's--

[He recovers a bit.]

Disgusting? Pregnancy can kill a woman, not to mention the possibility of miscarrying a viable foetus or carrying a deformed foetus to term, permanent hormonal changes and enormous physical strain on the mother! That's--

[WHY do most of these people come from such primitive worlds? He takes a deep breath.]

Gross gross gross.

missmimmi February 13 2009, 03:14:52 UTC

It is not gross! It is natural! Pregnancy can cause... complications, yes, but woman are made to be able to carry a child.

Babies from jars is what is disgusting.

screwyoubob February 13 2009, 03:19:17 UTC

Natural things are usually pretty gross? I mean, think about defecation. That's gross. Or when you get hit in the face really hard and your head snaps back which makes your brain slosh around in your skull and then bounce forward into the boney spikes of the front of your skull which ends up giving you a bleeding brain and death.

Also natural. Kinda icky.

missmimmi February 13 2009, 03:24:32 UTC

That is...

[Now she's officially grossed out. shdfgsf]

screwyoubob February 13 2009, 03:49:45 UTC

Yeah. Kinda icky.

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