Well, That Could Have Gone Better 008

Dec 06, 2008 01:04

[There's the sound of someone scrabbling with the comm and then an ungodly SHRIEK.]

LOBSTERS! LOBSTERS! LOBSTER ATTACK IN MY BED! Oh God, they're pinchy and their legs are going everywhere! THERE ARE TOO MANY LEGS! Too many! Oh, God, not again, not again, not again!

[Have the sound of the mechanic running around in circles.]

Are they still there...?

[Pause.]

LOBSTERS IN MY BED!

I'm sleeping in my bucket tonight.

lobster attack, the captain is a great man, i can't do this, he's being hazed, who needs all those fingers anyway?

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