Dec 06, 2008 01:04
[There's the sound of someone scrabbling with the comm and then an ungodly SHRIEK.]
LOBSTERS! LOBSTERS! LOBSTER ATTACK IN MY BED! Oh God, they're pinchy and their legs are going everywhere! THERE ARE TOO MANY LEGS! Too many! Oh, God, not again, not again, not again!
[Have the sound of the mechanic running around in circles.]
Are they still there...?
[Pause.]
LOBSTERS IN MY BED!
I'm sleeping in my bucket tonight.
lobster attack,
the captain is a great man,
i can't do this,
he's being hazed,
who needs all those fingers anyway?