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Mar 31, 2004 18:19

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop" (unless they're used together).

Whenever I see someone slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny

Once when I was lost..... I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him ..... do you think we'll ever find them? He said ... I don't know kid .... there are so many places they can hide

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? eyebrow color??

Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
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