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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lyndsey!

1. If you kiss lyndsey for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
2. The porpoise is second to lyndsey as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
3. Lyndsey cannot swim.
4. Tradition allows women to propose to lyndsey only during leap years.
5. Lyndsey is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
6. Lyndsey cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
7. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of lyndsey!
8. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted lyndsey!
9. Without its lining of lyndsey, your stomach would digest itself!
10. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with lyndsey.