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Body and Appearance
1. Describe the character's height and build. Is he heavyset, thin, short, rangy?
Kumagawa is a tiny baby. On the shorter side of the 5' range, probably. He's skinny, but not excessively so.
2. How old is he?
17
3. Describe his posture. Does he carry himself well or does he slouch?
When he's in a good mood or putting on airs the way he does, he's very much upright and energetic in how he carries himself. A lot of gesturing and sticking his hands on his hips. But when he's in a less-than-perfect mood he just kind of goes 180 and is entirely slouchy and dead-looking and lazy.
4. How is his health? Is he fit or out of shape? Any illnesses or conditions? Any physical disabilities?
He's super resilient. Not to say that he's particularly resistent to injury, because he's not -- he still gets hurt, he just has a mentality that forces him to get up and continue on despite having injuries or something that could cripple a regular person for days. Man of Very Stubborn Tin.
5. How does he move? Is he clumsy, graceful, tense, fluid?
Pretty fluid... Also very fast when he wants to be.
6. How attractive is this character physically? How does he perceive himself in the mirror?
FFFFFFF HE'S ADORABLE FFFFF. He actually looks a bit younger than he is because of how he presents himself but when he gets serious that. Stops. Hard. Crazy face life.
He doesn't think he's appealing at all because he has no self esteem. Oops.
7. Describe his complexion. Dark, light, clear, scarred?
Pale, probably. That's...it...
8. Describe his hair: color, texture, style.
Black, fluffy, messy. Even when he combs it it's still kind of everywhere. He probably could use a haircut.
9. What color are his eyes?
Purple.
10. Does the character have any other noteworthy features?
His fucking Stepford Wives smile.
11. What are his chief tension centers?
Uh. Everything........... i don't know what this means.
12. What is the character's wardrobe like? Casual, dressy, utilitarian? Bright colors, pastels, neutrals? Is it varied, or does he have six of the same suit?
He wears a black school uniform. Every day. It's just black with a white collar and some buttons. There is nothing special about it.
13. Do his clothes fit well? Does he seem comfortable in them?
Yeah.....
14. Does he dress the same on the job as he does in his free time? If not, what are the differences?
Yup.
15. You knew it was coming: Boxers, briefs or commando?
Boxers. They're white.
Speech
1. What does this character's voice sound like? High-pitched, deep, hoarse?
Annoying probably lmao. Probably average in pitch but leaning towards the high side.
2. How does he normally speak? Loud, soft, fast, evenly? Does he talk easily, or does he hesitate?
He talks a lot and does it fast. Hesitating doesn't seem to be a thing he's capable of.
3. Does the character have a distinct accent or dialect? Any individual quirks of pronunciation? Any, like, you know, verbal tics?
Primarily he speaks, uh, 「in these brackets」, which are actually quotation marks. They're used to signify that he sounds a bit like he's reading a script or straight up not being sincere in anything he says, which for the most part in canon is true!! But since he's on Team Hugs now, he talks like that out of habit, because it's "part of who he is." In the land of my headcanon he occasionally emphasizes individual syllables in a stupid lilting fashion just to be a sassy piece of shit.
He also really likes calling people -chan, but if they're not cute little girls or people he made uncomfortable in middle school it might take a while.
4. What language/s does he speak, and with how much fluency?
Japanese.......... that's it.
5. Does he switch languages or dialects in certain situations?
When he's completely out of his mind (you know, more than usual) he stops talking in brackets. That's it.
6. Is he a good impromptu speaker, or does he have to think about his words?
He just
talks.
7. Is he eloquent or inarticulate? Under what circumstances might this change?
Pretty eloquent unless you make his friends abandon him. Or actually manage to threaten his life.
Mental and Emotional
1. How intelligent is this character? Is he book-smart or street-smart?
He's....street smart more than books for sure. He's more clever than actually knowledgable, unless it's about manga then he is all on that shit bitches betta recognize.
2. Does he think on his feet, or does he need time to deliberate?
Um. Both? It's a terrible idea to let him deliberate because then he goes fucking chessmaster on everyone and wins-but-then-doesn't and. Stuff.
3. Describe the character's thought process. Is he more logical, or more intuitive? Idealistic or practical?
MY NAME IS KUMAGAWA MISOGI --> MY LIFE SUCKS --> HOW CAN I MAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S LIFE SUCK TOO?
or, on a good day
MY NAME IS KUMAGAWA MISOGI --> MY LIFE ME IS COMPLICATED --> HOW CAN I BOTHER MY NEW BFFs TODAY?
4. What kind of education has the character had?
He's a senior in high school....... How much did he actually go to school for his three high school years who knows.
5. What are his areas of expertise? What, if anything, is he interested in learning more about?
Manga. And screws.
6. Is he an introvert or an extrovert?
The most awful extrovert you'll ever meet.
7. Describe the character's temperament. Is he even-tempered or does he have mood swings? Cheerful or melancholy? Laid-back or driven?
Most of the time he is uncomfortably chipper. But sometimes he flips the hell out because he's fucking insane. These moods happen literally in seconds.
8. How does he respond to new people or situations? Is he suspicious, relaxed, timid, enthusiastic?
Annoying.
9. Is he more likely to act, or to react?
That..........depends.........
10. Which is his default: fight or flight?
Fuck around.
11. Describe the character's sense of humor. Does he appreciate jokes? Puns? Gallows humor? Bathroom humor? Pranks?
He's awful.
12. Does the character have any diagnosable mental disorders? If yes, how does he deal with them?
Oh. Yes. Quite. He deals with them very poorly. People try to help him by telling him what they think he should be like, and that doesn't help at all.
13. What moments in this character's life have defined him as a person?
Meeting Medaka as a wee baby. Ruining Hitoyoshi's career NOT REALLY. Akune fucking leaving him. Ripping Ajimu's face off. Medaka. Medaka again three years later. Little girls with cute panties who like him for some reason.
14. What does he fear?
Dying. His friends leaving him.
15. What are his hopes or aspirations?
Not to suck......
16. What is something he doesn't want anyone to find out about him?
He has feelings.
Relationships
1. Describe this character's relationship with his parents.
I don't even know if they're alive.
2. Does the character have any siblings? What is/was their relationship like?
Nope.
3. Are there other blood relatives to whom he is close? Are there ones he can't stand?
idk.......
4. Are there other, unrelated people whom he considers part of his family? What are his relationships with them?
His fellow Minus..... Even though he kind of forgot they exist, uh. The Student Council he'll never admit it.
5. Who is/was the character's best friend? How did they meet?
Prob...ably Akune............... Awkward uncomfortable life, Kumagawa met him in middle school and promptly manipulated him into beating people up for him. Now Akune is uncomfortable around him all the time because he's rude.
6. Does he have other close friends?
No........................................
7. Does he make friends easily, or does he have trouble getting along with people?
He basically sabotages all his own relationships. Except now he's hanging out with all these power of heart people and they're accepting him despite the fact that he killed one of them and wanted to kill the rest!!!! Okay....
8. Which does he consider more important: family or friends?
Friends.
9. Is the character single, married, divorced, widowed? Has he been married more than once?
Single.
10. Is he currently in a romantic relationship with someone other than a spouse?
Cookie-chan No.
11. Who was his first crush? Who is his latest?
Zenkichi's mom was the first. Current would be like twenty people because he's Really Easily Charmed.
12. What does he look for in a romantic partner?
The ability to beat the shit out of him.
13. Does the character have children? Grandchildren? If yes, how does he relate to them? If no, does he want any?
No oh god.
14. Does he have any rivals or enemies?
Medaka.
15. What is the character's sexual orientation? Where does he fall on the Kinsey scale?
Well he really really likes the ladies, but he could lean bi if like, anyone ever actually were interested in him. Lol. Minus.
16. How does he feel about sex? How important is it to him?
Biggest fucking virgin ever. He shakes when girls kiss him. Shakes. BUT AT THE SAME TIME he really enjoys porn. So.
17. What are his turn-ons? Turn-offs? Weird bedroom habits?
Lolis..... lolis are a plus. Turn-offs include reminding him how awful he is at life.
Beliefs
1. Do you know your character's astrological (zodiac of choice) sign? How well does he fit type?
idk
2. Is this character religious, spiritual, both, or neither? How important are these elements in his life?
No........
3. Does this character have a personal code of morals or ethics? If so, how did that begin? What would it take to compromise it?
Everyone who isn't Minus sucks. Because his life sucks and he's bitter. But then he got punched in the face so it's already been compromised and now he's awkwardly attempting to be a happy person.
4. How does he regard beliefs that differ from his? Is he tolerant, intolerant, curious, indifferent?
He doesn't really care.... He cares more that his own beliefs/feelings are totally ignored than the fact that someone else thinks something different.
5. What prejudices does he hold? Are they irrational or does he have a good reason for them?
Medaka is awful and so are popular people. They're reasonable because he's been a loser his whole life............ but also irrational because he's fucking insane.
Daily Life
1. What is the character's financial situation? Is he rich, poor, comfortable, in debt?
idk.....
2. What is his social status? Has this changed over time, and if so, how has the change affected him?
Loser.
He's on Team Hugs now. It's a process.
3. Where does he live? House, apartment, trailer? Is his home his castle or just a place to crash? What condition is it in? Does he share it with others?
idk a house......
4. Besides the basic necessities, what does he spend his money on?
Porn. And manga. Porn manga.
5. What does he do for a living? Is he good at it? Does he enjoy it, or would he rather be doing something else?
He goes to high school.
6. What are his interests or hobbies? How does he spend his free time?
Porn......
7. What are his eating habits? Does he skip meals, eat out, drink alcohol, avoid certain foods?
He's so filthy omg he's the messiest eater it's absurd. He likes to play with his food like a baby.
Associations
Which of the following do you associate with the character, or which is his favorite:
1. Color? blue
2. Smell? metal
3. Time of day? night.......
4. Season? winter
5. Book? how to lose everyone you love by kumagawa misogi
6. Music? loud. grating. idk.
7. Place? places where it rains a lot......
8. Substance? blood lol
9. Plant? uh
10. Animal? whiny baby animals
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