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[screwdrivrlaser]

You'd best run along back to your base, Torchwood. Earth is going to need its defenders shortly. ^_^

Comments

[bane_archetype]

Don't be such a twat. You didn't scare me when I was a kid, and you don't scare me now. Just you try.

[thedashinghero]

Don't talk to him, Luke.

[bane_archetype]

With all due respect, sir, I can take care of myself.

[thedashinghero]

WIth all due respect, Luke, shove it and listen to your elders for once. I'm not letting anything else happen to any of your selves if I can help it.

[bane_archetype]

Sir, someone has to take care of planetary protection while you lot are gallivanting off in other worlds. Mickey and I have it handled. I've contacted Torchwood Two as well, and they are on alert.

[thedashinghero]

I know, and thank you. If you do need us, I can send the team home. Just don't talk to him, he plays mind games.

[bane_archetype]

We have things under control.
I know he does. They do not work on me.

[screwdrivrlaser]

Are you certain about that? ^_^

[bane_archetype]

Without doubts shadow, Master.

[screwdrivrlaser]

You know, for someone who's all humans, you'd think you would be able to learn their basic slang. ^_^

[bane_archetype]

Slang is the use of highly informal words and expressions that are not considered standard in the speaker's dialect or language. It is not terribly necessary.

[screwdrivrlaser]

Not necessary, but your lack of understanding certainly makes you sound less human, doesn't it?

[bane_archetype]

I learned a long while ago that I will never be as human as I was created to be. I've dealt with it. Ding, wrong jibe, try again!

[thedashinghero]

[bane_archetype]

It will be alright, Jack. Just go... shag someone and let the rest of us take care of ourselves ;)

[thedashinghero]