you better watch out, cause I'm a war machine
Just sittin here listening to KISS. KISS totally kicks serious ass. Anyone that does not like KISS has never really listened to KISS. And I don't mean ROCK-N-ROLL ALL NIGHT either. I mean old deep down dark and dirty KISS. I saw KISS for the first time right around 1979. I know I am an old fuck but at that time I was only in 2nd grade. Actually...you have never been to a concert until you have been to a KISS concert. But after you have been to a KISS show, you have been to every bands concert. Every band from 1980 on has copied from KISS' stage show. Even country star Garth Brooks says to this day the reason he has explosions during his shows and breaks guitars is because he saw KISS do it and he and the rest of the crowd loved it. Yo mamma loves it too but that's a different subject. (I guess that would be 'yo Phyllis' for KELEIH ^_^)
Now where was I...oh yeah...
Everyone should listen to KISS' first album "KISS". Lots of good songs. There is a song called Black Diamond very good song. If you are thinking, "this guy is crazy"
well...true DAT. But listen to me when I say that KISS has songs for everyone. And believe me..not all of their songs go along with their image. They heavy hitting rock-n-roll, soft love ballads, disco sounding songs (70's band...hello!), they even have a song that sounds all nice and sweet but when you read the lyrics you realize that GENE SIMMONS likes likes to nail chicks in the ass. (read for yourself)http://www.kissasylum.com/lyrics/kiss.html#2
He a sick-o but cool as fuck! KISS is extreme. Extreme is what rock-n-roll is all about.
When you go to a KISS show the show starts with a voice saying "you wanted the best, you got the best, the hottest band in the world KISS!" You can rest assured that you will see lots of lights, explosions, guitars being broken and blown up, fire breathing and lots of blood from the demon himself GENE SIMMONS. But wait, that's not all...(it's so late...1:00 am...I had to do the infomerical bit) But wait, there's more... GENE SIMMONS will spit blood and then fly to the rafters to sing a song called GOD OF THUNDER. And guys, KISS might not be the hottest band in the world, but I challenge you to find a concert that has hotter women. OH MY FRICKIN GOD! (I just can't use the words fuck and god in the same sentence...god damn it...I just did) The women at KISS concerts are bad ass! Damn! And when titties start popping out. YEAH BABY YEAH!
I suggest that everyone go to a KISS concert once in their life. Unfortunately KISS is on tour this year for the last time. They are going to retire after 30 yearsof kicking ass, touching hearts, making friends, and enriching the life of many fans through out the world including the US, Europe, and Japan. As a proud member of the KISS ARMY...I will miss the lights, the sounds, and legend that is KISS.
For anyone who has an interest in seeing a show on the ROCK THE NATION tour, here is a link to a full schedule. FYI - POISON to open (big fucking deal)
http://kissonline.com/news/index.phppage=news_index.html&PHPSESSID=ad5b7d829a14769cac767d4eebed43b5
Now where was I...oh yeah...
Everyone should listen to KISS' first album "KISS". Lots of good songs. There is a song called Black Diamond very good song. If you are thinking, "this guy is crazy"
well...true DAT. But listen to me when I say that KISS has songs for everyone. And believe me..not all of their songs go along with their image. They heavy hitting rock-n-roll, soft love ballads, disco sounding songs (70's band...hello!), they even have a song that sounds all nice and sweet but when you read the lyrics you realize that GENE SIMMONS likes likes to nail chicks in the ass. (read for yourself)http://www.kissasylum.com/lyrics/kiss.html#2
He a sick-o but cool as fuck! KISS is extreme. Extreme is what rock-n-roll is all about.
When you go to a KISS show the show starts with a voice saying "you wanted the best, you got the best, the hottest band in the world KISS!" You can rest assured that you will see lots of lights, explosions, guitars being broken and blown up, fire breathing and lots of blood from the demon himself GENE SIMMONS. But wait, that's not all...(it's so late...1:00 am...I had to do the infomerical bit) But wait, there's more... GENE SIMMONS will spit blood and then fly to the rafters to sing a song called GOD OF THUNDER. And guys, KISS might not be the hottest band in the world, but I challenge you to find a concert that has hotter women. OH MY FRICKIN GOD! (I just can't use the words fuck and god in the same sentence...god damn it...I just did) The women at KISS concerts are bad ass! Damn! And when titties start popping out. YEAH BABY YEAH!
I suggest that everyone go to a KISS concert once in their life. Unfortunately KISS is on tour this year for the last time. They are going to retire after 30 yearsof kicking ass, touching hearts, making friends, and enriching the life of many fans through out the world including the US, Europe, and Japan. As a proud member of the KISS ARMY...I will miss the lights, the sounds, and legend that is KISS.
For anyone who has an interest in seeing a show on the ROCK THE NATION tour, here is a link to a full schedule. FYI - POISON to open (big fucking deal)
http://kissonline.com/news/index.phppage=news_index.html&PHPSESSID=ad5b7d829a14769cac767d4eebed43b5