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i don't have a life, so i filled this out as if i were talking to / about jerry. yup. peace
.el.
What Would You Do If
I cried: I’d cry too because I don’t want my nigger to be sad
I asked you to help: I’d say “how hard”
I was becoming suicidal: I’d say “shut up” then beg you not to.
I killed myself: curl up in a ball and die.
I died from natural causes: kick mother nature’s ass, then curl up in a ball and die.
I said I liked you: sweet--so you will fuck me.
I kissed you: I’d stick my penis in your mouth and scream “suck it!”
I started smoking: I’d be madd if it was ciggs and more madd if it was weed and you didn’t call me first
I stole something: what you did get for me
I was hospitalized: I’d pretend to be sick and then chill in the hospital with you, where we would switch other patients’ charts, giggling while our gowns fluttered in the cool breeze.
I ran away from home: I wouldn’t do anything cause I’d be with you
I got in a fight and you were there: I’d help you kick their ass then we’d run away and blame it on killa
What Do You Think About My
Personality: awesome. You’re just, like, totally, awesome.
Eyes: sexy without glasses. Otherwise, don’t even look at me. Just get on your knees and do your job.
Face: something nice to stroke when you’re blazed, or just in need of something to stroke.
Hair: OR. GASSSM, IC.
Clothes: Hawaiian shirts and checkered vans..how can you go wrong?
Voice: sexy. Makes me smile.
Humor: four words. FO. TON. CAN. NONS.
Choice of music: pfff, don’t trust ‘em.
Mannerisms: cool?
Family: your parents are awesomely not jewish, especially your dad, but your sister is a (12?) 13 year old girl. Enough said.
Would You
Be my friend: maybe. I’d have to think about it, though.
Tell me the truth, no matter what: depends. I usually try to be honest, but if it would like really bum you out or something, I’d have to ponder it awhile.
Lie to make me feel better: again, it depends.
Spread rumors about me: only about the scar on your penis. (OH MY GOD, YOU SHOULD TELL PEOPLE YOU GOT IT IN A “COCK” FIGHT!!! GET IT?!)
Keep a secret if I told you one: yeah dude. I ain’t a fucking poser. Yeah you are, you fell in love with a girl. Only posers fall in love with girls. Fine, then I’m a poser. I’m just fucking with you, I don’t really think you’re a poser. I know.
Loan me some cash: nah man. I’m snoop dogg. Fuck dat shizzle, yo.
Hold my hand: only if it leads to sex.
Take a bullet for me: depends on what kind of bullet.
Keep in touch: well…
Try and solve my problems: as long as it’s not math. Or about vaginas. [or B-E-L…] Cause I’m not good at those things.
Love me: too late, bitch.
Do me: only with an XS condom.
1. Who are you?
Your nigger
2. Are we friends?
I’d like to think so
3. When and how did we meet?
At buckland in hott topic, but that doesn’t really count cause I don’t really remember it.
4. How have I affected you?
Positively(?)
5. What do you think of me?
I love you.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
Lying on your cough with you after watching requiem. That, and you sitting there with a condom on your fingers with a thoughtful / confused look on your face.
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
Forever…forever, forever? (sorry ms. Jackson ß old school….WOAH IT JUST MADE THE POINT THING AND DASH INTO AN ARROW. Technology never fails to fucking amaze me.)
8. Do you love me?
Yes. But not according to red.
9. Do you have a crush on me?
No. you have cooties.
10. Would you kiss me?
If you tied me down first and threatened to sodomize me.
11. Would you hug me?
Yes. Naked in the shower.
12. Physically, what stands out?
Your fucking awesome hair.
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
That you actually seem to genuinely care about people.
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
I wish you were as cool as jon.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
6-9. (get it, 69?)
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it:
Pink. Cause you’re a burnt-out rock star with crazy hallucinations and a tendency to throw tvs out of windows.
17. Am I loveable?
No. I hate you. Jesus, why do you keep calling me.
18. How long have you known me?
A couple months. I dunno.
19. Describe me in one word:
Ree.
20. What was your first impression?
Yes, he gave me a dollar.
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
Only after we have sex.
22. What do you think my weakness is?
You can be a little stubborn sometimes (I can’t say a little narrow-minded without it having a totally negative, ignorant hick connotation to it, so I won‘t), like in your opinions. But I’m not saying I’m not like that either.
23. Do you think I'll get married?
Yeah. I can imagine you settling down with a nice republican, buying a boat and sailing to cuba on it. (hey, why don’t Cubans take showers? Because they wash up on shore! Hahahah)
24. What makes me happy?
Starcraft.
25. What makes me sad?
Analyzing shit too much.
26. What reminds you of me?
Curly hair and people talking about video games.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
My VIRGINITY.
28. How well do you know me?
I’d like to say pretty well. Unless you’re involved with someone else besides me and Jeremy.
29. When's the last time you saw me?
Saturday.
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Yeah.
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
Besides bush, no. you’re my hippie.
32. Are you going to put this on your Journal and see what I say about you?
Um, no. I don’t have a life so I’m filling this in on word. I’m just planning on e-mailing it to you.
.el.
What Would You Do If
I cried: I’d cry too because I don’t want my nigger to be sad
I asked you to help: I’d say “how hard”
I was becoming suicidal: I’d say “shut up” then beg you not to.
I killed myself: curl up in a ball and die.
I died from natural causes: kick mother nature’s ass, then curl up in a ball and die.
I said I liked you: sweet--so you will fuck me.
I kissed you: I’d stick my penis in your mouth and scream “suck it!”
I started smoking: I’d be madd if it was ciggs and more madd if it was weed and you didn’t call me first
I stole something: what you did get for me
I was hospitalized: I’d pretend to be sick and then chill in the hospital with you, where we would switch other patients’ charts, giggling while our gowns fluttered in the cool breeze.
I ran away from home: I wouldn’t do anything cause I’d be with you
I got in a fight and you were there: I’d help you kick their ass then we’d run away and blame it on killa
What Do You Think About My
Personality: awesome. You’re just, like, totally, awesome.
Eyes: sexy without glasses. Otherwise, don’t even look at me. Just get on your knees and do your job.
Face: something nice to stroke when you’re blazed, or just in need of something to stroke.
Hair: OR. GASSSM, IC.
Clothes: Hawaiian shirts and checkered vans..how can you go wrong?
Voice: sexy. Makes me smile.
Humor: four words. FO. TON. CAN. NONS.
Choice of music: pfff, don’t trust ‘em.
Mannerisms: cool?
Family: your parents are awesomely not jewish, especially your dad, but your sister is a (12?) 13 year old girl. Enough said.
Would You
Be my friend: maybe. I’d have to think about it, though.
Tell me the truth, no matter what: depends. I usually try to be honest, but if it would like really bum you out or something, I’d have to ponder it awhile.
Lie to make me feel better: again, it depends.
Spread rumors about me: only about the scar on your penis. (OH MY GOD, YOU SHOULD TELL PEOPLE YOU GOT IT IN A “COCK” FIGHT!!! GET IT?!)
Keep a secret if I told you one: yeah dude. I ain’t a fucking poser. Yeah you are, you fell in love with a girl. Only posers fall in love with girls. Fine, then I’m a poser. I’m just fucking with you, I don’t really think you’re a poser. I know.
Loan me some cash: nah man. I’m snoop dogg. Fuck dat shizzle, yo.
Hold my hand: only if it leads to sex.
Take a bullet for me: depends on what kind of bullet.
Keep in touch: well…
Try and solve my problems: as long as it’s not math. Or about vaginas. [or B-E-L…] Cause I’m not good at those things.
Love me: too late, bitch.
Do me: only with an XS condom.
1. Who are you?
Your nigger
2. Are we friends?
I’d like to think so
3. When and how did we meet?
At buckland in hott topic, but that doesn’t really count cause I don’t really remember it.
4. How have I affected you?
Positively(?)
5. What do you think of me?
I love you.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
Lying on your cough with you after watching requiem. That, and you sitting there with a condom on your fingers with a thoughtful / confused look on your face.
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
Forever…forever, forever? (sorry ms. Jackson ß old school….WOAH IT JUST MADE THE POINT THING AND DASH INTO AN ARROW. Technology never fails to fucking amaze me.)
8. Do you love me?
Yes. But not according to red.
9. Do you have a crush on me?
No. you have cooties.
10. Would you kiss me?
If you tied me down first and threatened to sodomize me.
11. Would you hug me?
Yes. Naked in the shower.
12. Physically, what stands out?
Your fucking awesome hair.
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
That you actually seem to genuinely care about people.
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
I wish you were as cool as jon.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
6-9. (get it, 69?)
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it:
Pink. Cause you’re a burnt-out rock star with crazy hallucinations and a tendency to throw tvs out of windows.
17. Am I loveable?
No. I hate you. Jesus, why do you keep calling me.
18. How long have you known me?
A couple months. I dunno.
19. Describe me in one word:
Ree.
20. What was your first impression?
Yes, he gave me a dollar.
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
Only after we have sex.
22. What do you think my weakness is?
You can be a little stubborn sometimes (I can’t say a little narrow-minded without it having a totally negative, ignorant hick connotation to it, so I won‘t), like in your opinions. But I’m not saying I’m not like that either.
23. Do you think I'll get married?
Yeah. I can imagine you settling down with a nice republican, buying a boat and sailing to cuba on it. (hey, why don’t Cubans take showers? Because they wash up on shore! Hahahah)
24. What makes me happy?
Starcraft.
25. What makes me sad?
Analyzing shit too much.
26. What reminds you of me?
Curly hair and people talking about video games.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
My VIRGINITY.
28. How well do you know me?
I’d like to say pretty well. Unless you’re involved with someone else besides me and Jeremy.
29. When's the last time you saw me?
Saturday.
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Yeah.
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
Besides bush, no. you’re my hippie.
32. Are you going to put this on your Journal and see what I say about you?
Um, no. I don’t have a life so I’m filling this in on word. I’m just planning on e-mailing it to you.