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May 29, 2004 22:41




Why're you so ugly: I don't think I'm ugly.. is that a requisite?
Name: Kiel
Have you hit puberty, yet: Yes
Height: 5'9''
Most Valuable Possesion: My guitar
What decorates your walls: A few posters, signatures, lyrics
Do Animals turn you on? If so.. which animal(s): Wombats, turtles and sloths
Which three people you want to sleep with: No one famous, really.
Most embarrasing thing about your body: I'm not embarrassed by anything, though I have a third nipple.
How many STD's do you have and what are they: None
How can we piss you off: Cry for attention, compulsively lie. If you're a girl, think it's cute to hit guys.
What makes you the happiest? Music, friends, making movies

Four things that turn you on: Getting kissed on my ears or neck, driving really fast, having my fingers licked, watching The View
Four things that turn you off: Bad teeth, bad breath, nervousness (not the cute kind), and Yellowcard
Your opinions on:
1. Pissing in the shower: It's a hell of a lot easier than having to get out, take a leak, then dry everything off.
2. Old men hitting on young women: Hell, I'd do it.
3. Vaginal blood: I hate it, more than vinegar, more than mustard, more than Vietnam
4. Disney movies: They're becoming incredibly cliche and repetitive
5. You're a filthy cunt: I like hamburgers
And Lastly
Why should we let you be apart of screw_your_face? Because my face would really enjoy being screwed.









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