1. Who are you? im derek ugland. 2. Are we friends? we were friends 3. When and how did we meet? basketball, my brother. 4. How have I affected you? you make me think not all asians are lame 5. What do you think of me? youre a balla, and a pimp 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? too many to list. we have a lot of memories 7. How long do you think we will be friends? fo liiife. 8. Do you love me? hells yeah 9. Do you have a crush on me? hells yeah 10. Would you kiss me? hells yeah 11. Would you hug me? hells yeah 12. Physically, what stands out? your bulging pecks 13. Emotionally, what stands out? you're a pussy 14. Do you wish I was cooler? a cooler? maybe. youre ice cold tho. 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 10 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. twiggy cuz youre so skinny 17. Am I loveable? awww yes 18. How long have you known me? like 4 years 19. Describe me in one word. nig 20. What was your first impression? skinny asian 21. Do you still think that way about me now? yes 22. What do you think my weakness is? you cant shoot 23. Do you think I'll get married? shore 24. What makes me happy? tits 25. What makes me sad? no tits 26. What reminds you of me? people that cant shoot, basketball 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? my shot haha 29. How well do you know me? well 29. When's the last time you saw me? a while ago 30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? no 31. Do you think I could kill someone? yes 32. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? no fuck live journal.
2. Are we friends? we were friends
3. When and how did we meet? basketball, my brother.
4. How have I affected you? you make me think not all asians are lame
5. What do you think of me? youre a balla, and a pimp
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? too many to list. we have a lot of memories
7. How long do you think we will be friends? fo liiife.
8. Do you love me? hells yeah
9. Do you have a crush on me? hells yeah
10. Would you kiss me? hells yeah
11. Would you hug me? hells yeah
12. Physically, what stands out? your bulging pecks
13. Emotionally, what stands out? you're a pussy
14. Do you wish I was cooler? a cooler? maybe. youre ice cold tho.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 10
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. twiggy cuz youre so skinny
17. Am I loveable? awww yes
18. How long have you known me? like 4 years
19. Describe me in one word. nig
20. What was your first impression? skinny asian
21. Do you still think that way about me now? yes
22. What do you think my weakness is? you cant shoot
23. Do you think I'll get married? shore
24. What makes me happy? tits
25. What makes me sad? no tits
26. What reminds you of me? people that cant shoot, basketball
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? my shot haha
29. How well do you know me? well
29. When's the last time you saw me? a while ago
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? no
31. Do you think I could kill someone? yes
32. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? no fuck live journal.
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