1. Who are you? brynn mcbrynn 2. Are we friends? yes but we act like we hate each other 3. When and how did we meet? in JK not grade 8 fatass 4. How have I affected you? your fat consumes me on a daily basis 5. What do you think of me? too fat 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? when you left a sweaty ass print on the track after running 7. How long do you think we will be friends? forever idiot 8. Do you love me? lose some weight then we'll talk 9. Do you have a crush on me? no fatties 9. Would you date me? read above unless your fat has created a protective seal to cover your eyes 10. Would you kiss me? it would be like kissing jelly donuts. 11. Would you hug me? no you would just search my pocket for roast beefs 12. Physically, what stands out about me? good question, you're the fattest person i've ever seen in my fucking life! 13. Emotionally, what stands out about me? your compulsive over-eating 14. Do you wish I was cooler? when you're fat you're just always above room temperature 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? don't make me vomit, tub tub 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. lardo mcfatfat, and i don't have to justify anything to you 17. Am I loveable? in the planet i own with jordan, we make fat people sit at the back of the bus 18. How long have you known me? 11 or something years. you've been hauling extra baggage for a long time. 19. Describe me in one word. heffalump 20. What was your first impression? the michelin man is a real person, not a marshmallow 21. Do you still think that way about me now? i know for sure now 22. What do you think my weakness is? pork chops and godiva chocolates 23. Do you think I'll get married? if your wife's name is shanaynay 24. What makes me happy? drinking melted butter 25. What makes me sad? how the biggest case of snack packs is only like 48 26. What reminds you of me? when i look in the mirror and think i'm fat, i'm reminded you're fatter 27. If you could give me anything, what would it be? nothing. you could use it. 28. How well do you know me? well enough that you need me to hose you down after 3 days of laying in your own human filth 29. When's the last time you saw me? eating 30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? in case you had doubts or thought i was talking about someone else, you're fat. 32. Do you think I could kill someone? you've already had 2 donut miscarriages. haahhahahahaha 33. Are you going to put this on your [lj] and see what I say about you? ok
2. Are we friends? yes but we act like we hate each other
3. When and how did we meet? in JK not grade 8 fatass
4. How have I affected you? your fat consumes me on a daily basis
5. What do you think of me? too fat
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? when you left a sweaty ass print on the track after running
7. How long do you think we will be friends? forever idiot
8. Do you love me? lose some weight then we'll talk
9. Do you have a crush on me? no fatties
9. Would you date me? read above unless your fat has created a protective seal to cover your eyes
10. Would you kiss me? it would be like kissing jelly donuts.
11. Would you hug me? no you would just search my pocket for roast beefs
12. Physically, what stands out about me? good question, you're the fattest person i've ever seen in my fucking life!
13. Emotionally, what stands out about me? your compulsive over-eating
14. Do you wish I was cooler? when you're fat you're just always above room temperature
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? don't make me vomit, tub tub
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. lardo mcfatfat, and i don't have to justify anything to you
17. Am I loveable? in the planet i own with jordan, we make fat people sit at the back of the bus
18. How long have you known me? 11 or something years. you've been hauling extra baggage for a long time.
19. Describe me in one word. heffalump
20. What was your first impression? the michelin man is a real person, not a marshmallow
21. Do you still think that way about me now? i know for sure now
22. What do you think my weakness is? pork chops and godiva chocolates
23. Do you think I'll get married? if your wife's name is shanaynay
24. What makes me happy? drinking melted butter
25. What makes me sad? how the biggest case of snack packs is only like 48
26. What reminds you of me? when i look in the mirror and think i'm fat, i'm reminded you're fatter
27. If you could give me anything, what would it be? nothing. you could use it.
28. How well do you know me? well enough that you need me to hose you down after 3 days of laying in your own human filth
29. When's the last time you saw me? eating
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? in case you had doubts or thought i was talking about someone else, you're fat.
32. Do you think I could kill someone? you've already had 2 donut miscarriages. haahhahahahaha
33. Are you going to put this on your [lj] and see what I say about you? ok
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i think im gonna go into my tub though and slit my wrists.
but before that i have one thing to say to you
COVER UP YOUR CAMELTOE
<3
peace and love
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