"ficmas card claim post" what does it MEAN
While the AO3 crashes and burns from yuletide signups, I will bow to peer pressure from zap_rousdar and steal this thing from her and bogged.
~*HAPPY FICMAS CARD CLAIM POST*~
Instead of sending holiday cards, I want to write you a story. It will be at least 500 words, knowing me probably at least 2 or 3 thousand words. If you don't celebrate Christmas, it will be a ( Read more... )
~*HAPPY FICMAS CARD CLAIM POST*~
Instead of sending holiday cards, I want to write you a story. It will be at least 500 words, knowing me probably at least 2 or 3 thousand words. If you don't celebrate Christmas, it will be a ( Read more... )
I adore that the first thing Jim assumed was that it would be purple. Nothing between "I don't know what colour his semen is" to "it must be purple!" just an expressway right through.
“What did the crazy people tell you about Terrans, Spock?”
AH. YES. This means that these misinformed episodes have happened before! That sound you heard just now? That was me shrieking in glee (shrieking because I was shocked at the amount of (potentially hilarious) backstory that one sentence crammed into my head).
"I meant to applaud you on finding that so quickly."
*smothering laughter*
"OH HELL NO"
*failing hard at smothering laughter*
"With tendrils that react to --"
*wheezing like a hyena*
"and erect it’s a--"
I want to know what Jim was going to say here, mostly because he stopped to correct himself. That says a thousand words right there. (And it's probably something ridiculously obvious, but I don't get it. And that was almost definitely not supposed to be the point of the story that I would obsess over, I know.)
"And I am pleased to note that your penis is not encased in a petals or other semi-conscious tendrils."
O HAI THAR, is that a crack I see you taking at other Spock!cock fiction? XDDDD The sad thing is that I can think of at least three different stories that include exactly this.
FOR EVERYTHING ELSE, SEE ICON. SO, BASICALLY: THIS. SO MUCH THIS. *glomps* IT IS EVERYTHING I WANTED. LUNCH TOMORROW IS ON ME IF THIS TURNS OUT TO BE THE MOST AWESOME GIFT I GET THIS YEAR. *beams*
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THE WHOLE THING IS A CRACK AT SPOCK!COCK. TENDRILS AND PLANTS AND SHIT. I'd go off on a cultural studies rant about how the gossipy exoticiziation of other species is a way for one culture to distance themselves from another and make themselves feel superior to that foreign culture (like the ancient Greeks giving all their statues small penises to show that their culture was all about intellect, rather than an animalistic bent towards humping with their giant mammoth dicks), buuuut it's really early in the morning for that.
ANYWAY LONG COMMENT IS LONG, I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT!!!!!
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