"ficmas card claim post" what does it MEAN

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While the AO3 crashes and burns from yuletide signups, I will bow to peer pressure from zap_rousdar  and steal this thing from her and bogged.

~*HAPPY FICMAS CARD CLAIM POST*~
Instead of sending holiday cards, I want to write you a story. It will be at least 500 words, knowing me probably at least 2 or 3 thousand words. If you don't celebrate Christmas, it will be a

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[zap_rousdar]

FANDOM: STAR TREK RPF
PROMPT: JFrakes teaches young Wil Wheaton about the unspeakable vice of the Greeks.
OTHER: ilu

JFrakes/Wilw -- unspeakable vices -- NC-ohfuckingspockalmighty-17

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Ummmmmm so I was like, 3/4 of the way through before waldorph said she suggested little-to-no prep, no lube fucking because she hates Wil Wheaton because Wil Wheaton hurt Sheldon. Ummmmm. ALSO, SPECIAL HELL. SPECIAL HELL. SPECIAL HELL. WE ARE GOING THERE. SO QUICKLY.

Thing is, he and Jonathan were both dicks for this lunchtime fuck. (This series of them? Fuck, yes, please, this series of them.)

Wil was a dick because he didn’t care if Jonathan was married, and Jonathan was a dick because he was married and also, he had kind of known Wil since he was fifteen, which might have made him like, a legal liability in some states. Maybe. To other people, anyway -- it just made Wil think that what was happening (finally) was so right, had been in the making for so long -- goddamn, how he wanted him

JFrakes/Wilw -- NC-17 -- CONTINUED

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“If you don’t relax,” said Jonathan’s voice in his ear, softer and warmer with a texture like every bound leather book that had ever been paged through and loved, instantly comforting and relaxing Wil a little, but there was still that thread of electric anticipation running through him

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[screamlet]

.....IN A GOOD WAY?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

There was like.... god there was no way to convey that Brent was just FUCKING with Wil in that insane deadpan way he has, and it didn't actually mean GO FUCK JFRAKES, so uh, KEEP THAT UNDER YO HAT.

♥

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[obstinatrix]

OMG WAT

WAT

I FUCKING LOVE YOU FOR THIS AKDBKLJBDSG YESSSSSSSSSSS

HELLO, RPF PAIRING I NEVER KNEW I WANTED!!

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RPF PAIRING YOU ALWAYS WANTED BUT WERE RIGHTFULLY ASHAMED TO ASK FOR

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[zap_rousdar]

I guess that's what I'm here for!

warning: complete incoherency

[zap_rousdar]

sweet mother of god. baby. i. i love you. why have you done this for me? i should never have asked for this. this is. it's everything i never knew i wanted. never knew i needed. you've broken me, utterly and completely.

i love this so much, and yet am so ashamed to love it.

oh god. sex lessons from uncle brent. teenage crush. and you even put a bfrank reference in. how did i ever get so lucky to deserve someone like you in my life? how? i must have been a fucking saint in a previous life. or jack the ripper. idk. i love you. and i love this. my brain broke. thank you so much.

Re: warning: complete incoherency

[screamlet]

HAHAHA WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS? because you wanted it

PLEASE CONTINUE TO LOVE ME

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[screamlet]

AHAHAHAH THANKS, THANKS FOR NOT REPORTING ME TO THE THOUGHTPOLICE

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[robanybody]

I SORT OF CAN'T DEAL WITH HOW AWESOME YOU ARE. How the hell did I not ever know that I needed this in my life?! So hot and wrong and nnnngh.

Also Brent's little talk had me honest-to-God jamming my fist into my mouth to muffle my laughter. I love him and this and YOU.

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[candesgirl]

WTF HOW DID I MISS THIS?? WTF OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING!!