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i am filling out my FAFSA super late.
my chiropractor is polish. and he couldn't even pronounce my last name! he's one hundred percent polish; grandparents on his father's side straight off the boat, in fact. but wrycza [pronounced vricha] just befuddles him. also, he was trying to get me to buy this MAGIC [alkaline] WATER! come on, dude. i'm polish, but i'm not that polish!
i am selling my artwork. lucky for you, these fabulous 24 X 36" prints will be reasonably priced at around a hundred bucks a pop, so you can BUY A COUPLE. i'll also sign the lower right hand corner in my own blood. details later.
'my dumb roommates are being cutesy, and it made me realize that we are way cuter AND cooler than pretty much everyone. and i miss you. i really, really care about you. and i am sorry i have been so scared and sad lately. i will try to start acting like a normal human being and a better girlfriend.'
'i love you.'
thank you, man of little words. i can't believe we have only known each other for a little over a month. seriously. i feel so comfortable around him.
whatevs. love is just a fad. WAX TRAX FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
my chiropractor is polish. and he couldn't even pronounce my last name! he's one hundred percent polish; grandparents on his father's side straight off the boat, in fact. but wrycza [pronounced vricha] just befuddles him. also, he was trying to get me to buy this MAGIC [alkaline] WATER! come on, dude. i'm polish, but i'm not that polish!
i am selling my artwork. lucky for you, these fabulous 24 X 36" prints will be reasonably priced at around a hundred bucks a pop, so you can BUY A COUPLE. i'll also sign the lower right hand corner in my own blood. details later.
'my dumb roommates are being cutesy, and it made me realize that we are way cuter AND cooler than pretty much everyone. and i miss you. i really, really care about you. and i am sorry i have been so scared and sad lately. i will try to start acting like a normal human being and a better girlfriend.'
'i love you.'
thank you, man of little words. i can't believe we have only known each other for a little over a month. seriously. i feel so comfortable around him.
whatevs. love is just a fad. WAX TRAX FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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