Busy Little Bee Am I
How I have managed to actually lose 7 lbs in the past 2 weeks floors me; especially because of all the fancy tea things I ate on Saturday. Sadly, despite the awesome company, I have decided I am DONE with the Passaic County Historical Society and their Victorian Teas at Lambert Castle.
Things to take note of: I have officially embraced the euphamism "bajingo" and shall be using that for my hoo-ha from now on, except when I have stigmata in my bajingo and can only use my "I have stigmata in my hoo-ha" icon.
Being sexy is hard work. Trying to be sexy is even harder, and I blame my useless ovaries for not making enough hormones to help me to get to a "sexy" place, my puritanical parenting, and my stupid fat ugly unphotogenic ass. However, I hope someday I grow up and become as fabulous a makeup artist as naneenoo . She's got mad skillz, yo.
Just 22 lbs more to lose by Sunday when my dance troupe performs at Spring Caravan. Hmmm, maybe I need to contract the Swine Flu to help. Oh, how's this for a catch phrase: Swine Flu - deadlier than Avian Flu, because pigs can't fly.
Things to take note of: I have officially embraced the euphamism "bajingo" and shall be using that for my hoo-ha from now on, except when I have stigmata in my bajingo and can only use my "I have stigmata in my hoo-ha" icon.
Being sexy is hard work. Trying to be sexy is even harder, and I blame my useless ovaries for not making enough hormones to help me to get to a "sexy" place, my puritanical parenting, and my stupid fat ugly unphotogenic ass. However, I hope someday I grow up and become as fabulous a makeup artist as naneenoo . She's got mad skillz, yo.
Just 22 lbs more to lose by Sunday when my dance troupe performs at Spring Caravan. Hmmm, maybe I need to contract the Swine Flu to help. Oh, how's this for a catch phrase: Swine Flu - deadlier than Avian Flu, because pigs can't fly.