Me, being a bore, and talking a tiny bit about make up. Bad words involved.
Just found a new way for making yourself look more sluttish in under 10 minutes:
-Put eyeliner on, make 'cat eyes'.
-Use lip gloss. Lots.
-Start chewing gum.
Results guarantiereed. [I say 10 minutes but for those skilled with eyeliner it's five.]
Conclusion: The ways I find for running away from studying are getting more and more inventive.
ETA: Two funny texts from Texts From Last Night.
(518):
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
(615):
I'm watching ellen!
(1-615):
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
-Put eyeliner on, make 'cat eyes'.
-Use lip gloss. Lots.
-Start chewing gum.
Results guarantiereed. [I say 10 minutes but for those skilled with eyeliner it's five.]
Conclusion: The ways I find for running away from studying are getting more and more inventive.
ETA: Two funny texts from Texts From Last Night.
(518):
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
(615):
I'm watching ellen!
(1-615):
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show