stuck in a jungle with nicknick by Zephyr
Sandra: *looks around* Dude, I think we're stuck here.
Nicknick: What?
Sandra: We're stuck here.
Nicknick: I'm sorry, the pretty flower distracted me.
Sandra:We're...... stuck...... here.
Nicknick: ...... I'm not following......
Sandra: WE'RE FUCKING STUCK HERE! STRANDED! ABANDONED! LEFT BEHIND! NO WAY OUT! DESERTED! MAROONED! INCARCERATED! INCAPABLE OF ESCAPING! WE'RE ..... STUCK!
Nicknick: Oh.
::long pause::
Nicknick: Sandra?
Sandra: What?
Nicknick: I'm thirsty.
Nicknick: Sandra, I need a beer.
Sandra: Nick, we're in the middle of the jungle.
Nicknick: Yeah, but I need a beer.
Sandra: There is no beer in the middle of the jungle.
Nicknick: Are you sure?
Sandra: Umm... yeah. Pretty sure.
Nicknick: What about a cigarette. Do you have a cigarette?
Sandra: No, nick. I kinda lost them when we, fell out of the plane.
Nicknick: Wait, you mean to tell me I have to sit here, with no beer, and no cigarettes?!
Sandra: Yeah, pretty much.
Nicknick: What am I supposed to do?!
Sandra: count the leaves on the plants.
Nicknick: Are they pot plants?
Sandra: No nick. They are not pot plants.
Nicknick: Oh..... *looks down* hey sandra?
Sandra: what.
Nicknick: My shoe's untied.
Yeah, eventually, Nick will get all horny and ask you for sex, you'll be on your period so... no wait. That's Twiggy. Back it up. ANYWAY. Nick will ask you for sex, and you'll be all cranky because you've been stuck in the jungle for however long with no food, and no water, with NICK. So you will refuse. Nick will get all hyfy and stomp off. In his rage, he will fall into a cave. After sitting in the cave for a few days, he will starve himself into hallucinations, and get a vision from god and stop being such a dumbass. He will then climb out of the cave, come back, and build a coconut radio so you guys can contact help.
SO after returning to civilization, Nick does so many drugs that he returns to a state of dumbassness (otherwise it's no fun.) So, somehow, you and Nick end up stranded in a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean. Why you would go on another trip with nicknick after the jungle incident, I have no idea. ANYWAY.......
Nicknick: Sandra, my eyes are burning.
Sandra: Mmmhmm.
Nicknick: No really, they really hurt.
Sandra: That's nice nick.
Nicknick: Why do they burn so much Sandra?
Sandra: Maybe it's because your staring at the sun
Nicknick: Oh. Yeah, that could be it.
Sandra: Exactly.
Nicknick: You know, I heard if you drink enough saltwater, it'll get you super high.
Sandra: No, nick. If you drink enough salt water, it will kill you
Nicknick: Nuh uh. That's just a rumor. Like how everyone says that Ecstasy puts holes in your brains.
Sandra: ...... sure nick.
Nicknick: *leans over edge of boat, cups hands and raises saltwater* It'll be fine. *drinks*
*nicknick spits violently rocking the boat in every direction as he spasms from the salty water*
Sandra: Jesus! Nick you're gonna tip the boat!
*Nicknick hits his head on the seat and passes out in the bottom of the boat*
Sandra:...... Nick?........Niiiiick? *pokes with toe* Nicknick....
Nicknick:....................sex......................
So, nicknick finally wakes up, and is sulking in the corner because his getting high off salt water plan did not work. Sandra is eating cheez-its out of the emergency survival pack she managed to grab before the boat sank.
Sandra: Nick?
*nicknick is sulking*
Sandra:Niiiickniiiick......
Nicknick: *still sulking*
Sandra: Want a cheezit?
Nicknick:................ I want a beer.
Sandra: Didn't we go over this in the jungle?
Nicknick: *in that little pouty kid voice* yes.
Sandra: Then why are you asking again?
Nicknick: I wasn't! I was just stating a fact!
Sandra: Well, the fact is we're stuck in a little boat, and there is no beer. Deal with it.
Nicknick: Meaniehead.
Sandra: Mmmm. Cheezits.
Nicknick: Hey, wait... cheezits?
Sandra: Yessa.
Nicknick: Gimme one real quick.
*sandra hands nick a cheezit*
*nick begins crushing up said cheezit*
Sandra: Nick, what are you doing?
Nicknick: I'm gonna snort it.
Sandra: You're going to what?
Nicknick: Snort it. Cheezits will get you high.
Sandra: Yeah, just like saltwater, right?
Nicknick: No! This time it'll work!
*nicknick puts his nose to the cheezit line, (cuz remember kids, nicknicks hardcore and doesn't need no dollar bill) and snorts the line*
*nicknick immidiately recoils and shakes his head a little. He looks at Sandra with super wide eyes*
Nicknick: See! I told you it.....
*nicknicks eyes roll into the back of his head and he passes out face down in the boat*
*sandra munches on cheezits*
Sandra: *munchmunch* Nicknick?
Nicknick:........................buttsex...............
Sandra: Eeeew!! *throws Cheezit at nicknick*
then she writes...
I think the end of this one should have something to do with nick getting kidnapped by mermaids, fucking one of them (don't ask me how, he'd find a way) You'd work your ass off to rescue him, only to have him tell you he was in love. Then he'll find out the Mermaid is suing him for child support, and ask you to take him to hide out in china.
Then nick would fuck a chinese chick, and you'd have to take him to Scotland, and it would turn into a giant world travel trip of nicknick running away from child support. And that will be the third film in the series. How he became fertile enough to knock up all these chicks, I will never know. Maybe it's all the cheezit snorting.
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Nicknick: What?
Sandra: We're stuck here.
Nicknick: I'm sorry, the pretty flower distracted me.
Sandra:We're...... stuck...... here.
Nicknick: ...... I'm not following......
Sandra: WE'RE FUCKING STUCK HERE! STRANDED! ABANDONED! LEFT BEHIND! NO WAY OUT! DESERTED! MAROONED! INCARCERATED! INCAPABLE OF ESCAPING! WE'RE ..... STUCK!
Nicknick: Oh.
::long pause::
Nicknick: Sandra?
Sandra: What?
Nicknick: I'm thirsty.
Nicknick: Sandra, I need a beer.
Sandra: Nick, we're in the middle of the jungle.
Nicknick: Yeah, but I need a beer.
Sandra: There is no beer in the middle of the jungle.
Nicknick: Are you sure?
Sandra: Umm... yeah. Pretty sure.
Nicknick: What about a cigarette. Do you have a cigarette?
Sandra: No, nick. I kinda lost them when we, fell out of the plane.
Nicknick: Wait, you mean to tell me I have to sit here, with no beer, and no cigarettes?!
Sandra: Yeah, pretty much.
Nicknick: What am I supposed to do?!
Sandra: count the leaves on the plants.
Nicknick: Are they pot plants?
Sandra: No nick. They are not pot plants.
Nicknick: Oh..... *looks down* hey sandra?
Sandra: what.
Nicknick: My shoe's untied.
Yeah, eventually, Nick will get all horny and ask you for sex, you'll be on your period so... no wait. That's Twiggy. Back it up. ANYWAY. Nick will ask you for sex, and you'll be all cranky because you've been stuck in the jungle for however long with no food, and no water, with NICK. So you will refuse. Nick will get all hyfy and stomp off. In his rage, he will fall into a cave. After sitting in the cave for a few days, he will starve himself into hallucinations, and get a vision from god and stop being such a dumbass. He will then climb out of the cave, come back, and build a coconut radio so you guys can contact help.
SO after returning to civilization, Nick does so many drugs that he returns to a state of dumbassness (otherwise it's no fun.) So, somehow, you and Nick end up stranded in a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean. Why you would go on another trip with nicknick after the jungle incident, I have no idea. ANYWAY.......
Nicknick: Sandra, my eyes are burning.
Sandra: Mmmhmm.
Nicknick: No really, they really hurt.
Sandra: That's nice nick.
Nicknick: Why do they burn so much Sandra?
Sandra: Maybe it's because your staring at the sun
Nicknick: Oh. Yeah, that could be it.
Sandra: Exactly.
Nicknick: You know, I heard if you drink enough saltwater, it'll get you super high.
Sandra: No, nick. If you drink enough salt water, it will kill you
Nicknick: Nuh uh. That's just a rumor. Like how everyone says that Ecstasy puts holes in your brains.
Sandra: ...... sure nick.
Nicknick: *leans over edge of boat, cups hands and raises saltwater* It'll be fine. *drinks*
*nicknick spits violently rocking the boat in every direction as he spasms from the salty water*
Sandra: Jesus! Nick you're gonna tip the boat!
*Nicknick hits his head on the seat and passes out in the bottom of the boat*
Sandra:...... Nick?........Niiiiick? *pokes with toe* Nicknick....
Nicknick:....................sex......................
So, nicknick finally wakes up, and is sulking in the corner because his getting high off salt water plan did not work. Sandra is eating cheez-its out of the emergency survival pack she managed to grab before the boat sank.
Sandra: Nick?
*nicknick is sulking*
Sandra:Niiiickniiiick......
Nicknick: *still sulking*
Sandra: Want a cheezit?
Nicknick:................ I want a beer.
Sandra: Didn't we go over this in the jungle?
Nicknick: *in that little pouty kid voice* yes.
Sandra: Then why are you asking again?
Nicknick: I wasn't! I was just stating a fact!
Sandra: Well, the fact is we're stuck in a little boat, and there is no beer. Deal with it.
Nicknick: Meaniehead.
Sandra: Mmmm. Cheezits.
Nicknick: Hey, wait... cheezits?
Sandra: Yessa.
Nicknick: Gimme one real quick.
*sandra hands nick a cheezit*
*nick begins crushing up said cheezit*
Sandra: Nick, what are you doing?
Nicknick: I'm gonna snort it.
Sandra: You're going to what?
Nicknick: Snort it. Cheezits will get you high.
Sandra: Yeah, just like saltwater, right?
Nicknick: No! This time it'll work!
*nicknick puts his nose to the cheezit line, (cuz remember kids, nicknicks hardcore and doesn't need no dollar bill) and snorts the line*
*nicknick immidiately recoils and shakes his head a little. He looks at Sandra with super wide eyes*
Nicknick: See! I told you it.....
*nicknicks eyes roll into the back of his head and he passes out face down in the boat*
*sandra munches on cheezits*
Sandra: *munchmunch* Nicknick?
Nicknick:........................buttsex...............
Sandra: Eeeew!! *throws Cheezit at nicknick*
then she writes...
I think the end of this one should have something to do with nick getting kidnapped by mermaids, fucking one of them (don't ask me how, he'd find a way) You'd work your ass off to rescue him, only to have him tell you he was in love. Then he'll find out the Mermaid is suing him for child support, and ask you to take him to hide out in china.
Then nick would fuck a chinese chick, and you'd have to take him to Scotland, and it would turn into a giant world travel trip of nicknick running away from child support. And that will be the third film in the series. How he became fertile enough to knock up all these chicks, I will never know. Maybe it's all the cheezit snorting.
X_X