http://www.cracked.com/blog/dont-take-meth/ I don't care how old this article is. It's fucking awesome.
"For future reference, if someone at a party ever offers you meth, the ONLY proper response is to scream “NO,” hit them in the face with a lamp, start running, and never ever stop.
Why? Because meth is the scariest fucking thing that’s ever been unleashed on mankind. And quite honestly, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS. All I know about it is that the state of Montana put together one of the most effective ad campaigns I’ve ever seen to convince me to fear it."