Campin' in PA
Sooo... I've been camping in PA with Corinne for the past few days... Actually two... It was really kinda pointless but whatever...
First we stopped at Pizza Hut for dinner on Thursday. At Pizza Hut Corinne's dad was going on about something called "snipe hunting". I was quite confused. He said Corinne caught a big one last time & she was like "She((as in me)) can only catch little ones." We started laughing and her dad was like "They're only little this time of year." I was like "Good, I only like the little ones." Her dads was like "You don't eat them..." If you know the whole little one thing, you'd get why that's funnny... Then Corinne & I had to pay but their cash register was broken!
Then we went to a gas station nd I bought a ton of gum... Littles ones, average ones, and long ones... And then Corinne's dad & brother went to Blockbuster so Corinne & I went to Wal*Mart kuz there was no bathroom at Blockbuster. Corinne wanted some gum so I gave her a little one, which were really really good!
Then we finally got to their cabin. Corinne and I stayed in the bunk house which was filled with spiders so we went on a vacuuming frenzy. Then we were bored so we went and got a deck of cards and Jumanji. And we listed to some radio station...
Dunn dunn dunn... THE UNFORTUNATE EPISODE!!! At 2:30am we were hungry so we went into the cabin & got the leftovers from dinner and Corinne to a can of Coke. I was in front of her. I let the door go, it hit Corinne in the head and the pop droppped and spilled all over... but it didn't get on us... but it got up the walls... So Corinne's standing there stunned and I grab the pop. Two seconds later we just start cracking up.
So we were really bored and wrote our own Mad Libs... Which I'll put in here later...
In the morning Corinne's dad asked about the Unfortunate Episode... But I was also really bored kuz Corinne was still sleeping... During that time I wrote 4 Mad Libs, redid my assignment notebook and counted all the fucks in Take A Look in the Mirror. There are 159... With 87 of them in "Y'all Wanna Single"... Which I'm listening to as I type this...
Anyways we walked around a bunch. There was an abandoned cabin that Corinne threw a golf ball at the window and broke it...
It was an... interesting... trip...
Here's one of our Mad Libs...
THE HIGH SPEED MOTORBOAT CHASE
written by me; filled in by Corinne
One day you decided to go on a boating trip with Korn. David picked a creek outside of Jacksonville for the site of your outing.
"Which high speed motorboat are we using?" Fieldy asked.
Head replied "This trip is by swan paddle boat."
"Moles do walk!" Fieldy yelled and left. Jon decided to scratch. So you sat with Munky and screwed him. Then, suddenly, shocking revelation! Fieldy was chasing you with a high speed motorboat. David had to drown so he licked off the boat and went to shore where he pissed on a corpse. Fieldy was high so he slapped into you with his high speed motorboat and your boat sank.
THE END!!!
First we stopped at Pizza Hut for dinner on Thursday. At Pizza Hut Corinne's dad was going on about something called "snipe hunting". I was quite confused. He said Corinne caught a big one last time & she was like "She((as in me)) can only catch little ones." We started laughing and her dad was like "They're only little this time of year." I was like "Good, I only like the little ones." Her dads was like "You don't eat them..." If you know the whole little one thing, you'd get why that's funnny... Then Corinne & I had to pay but their cash register was broken!
Then we went to a gas station nd I bought a ton of gum... Littles ones, average ones, and long ones... And then Corinne's dad & brother went to Blockbuster so Corinne & I went to Wal*Mart kuz there was no bathroom at Blockbuster. Corinne wanted some gum so I gave her a little one, which were really really good!
Then we finally got to their cabin. Corinne and I stayed in the bunk house which was filled with spiders so we went on a vacuuming frenzy. Then we were bored so we went and got a deck of cards and Jumanji. And we listed to some radio station...
Dunn dunn dunn... THE UNFORTUNATE EPISODE!!! At 2:30am we were hungry so we went into the cabin & got the leftovers from dinner and Corinne to a can of Coke. I was in front of her. I let the door go, it hit Corinne in the head and the pop droppped and spilled all over... but it didn't get on us... but it got up the walls... So Corinne's standing there stunned and I grab the pop. Two seconds later we just start cracking up.
So we were really bored and wrote our own Mad Libs... Which I'll put in here later...
In the morning Corinne's dad asked about the Unfortunate Episode... But I was also really bored kuz Corinne was still sleeping... During that time I wrote 4 Mad Libs, redid my assignment notebook and counted all the fucks in Take A Look in the Mirror. There are 159... With 87 of them in "Y'all Wanna Single"... Which I'm listening to as I type this...
Anyways we walked around a bunch. There was an abandoned cabin that Corinne threw a golf ball at the window and broke it...
It was an... interesting... trip...
Here's one of our Mad Libs...
THE HIGH SPEED MOTORBOAT CHASE
written by me; filled in by Corinne
One day you decided to go on a boating trip with Korn. David picked a creek outside of Jacksonville for the site of your outing.
"Which high speed motorboat are we using?" Fieldy asked.
Head replied "This trip is by swan paddle boat."
"Moles do walk!" Fieldy yelled and left. Jon decided to scratch. So you sat with Munky and screwed him. Then, suddenly, shocking revelation! Fieldy was chasing you with a high speed motorboat. David had to drown so he licked off the boat and went to shore where he pissed on a corpse. Fieldy was high so he slapped into you with his high speed motorboat and your boat sank.
THE END!!!