I'm just a... FAGET!!!
God... I'm gonna fuckin fail my fuckin reading project... I wanna cry... I'm fuckin dizzy as fuck... Spray paint is a goddamn inhalent... I can't spell... I'm gonna screw up my poster... I need to write and memorize two gay-ass interviews... Corinne's sick so she can't help... I need to give her her Issues CD... I want my Life Is Peachy CD back from Jo... I can't find any good pics of Jon that are the right size... AH!!! MY LUCK IS FUCKIN GAY AS FUCK!!!
Anyways...
So today, the guys sprayed that fart spray shit in one of the classrooms... AND IT SMELLED SO FUCKIN' BAD!!! I was gunna throw up... But I got my Sharpies outta my locker and was huffing them so I didn't haver to smell it... Then my friend Caitlin took them away so I couldn't huff 'em kuz it ain't good for you... So I got my airfreshener and was wearing it as a bracelet for the rest of the day... Then I pissed off my band teacher dude... Who's a "troubled little man" as Meredith says... I played with the Jazz band on my trumpet... Infront of the whole school... And I've never played any of that music before... IT WAS FUNNY!!! But it was at a gay pep rally...
Hmmm... Oh, in Science today there was the funniest note in one of the books... But let's not go there...
Anyways... God, my JD poster is scary... It tried to rape me!! AH!! Yes, there's this huge ass pic of HIV's face in the center... And I was fixing part of it... And it fell on me... And wouldn't get off... Okay eh! That was really random... It's fun to stare at at night... I'm like... Haaaaaaappy! Well, at night when I stare at it...
Sooo... I have to manage to get a black wifebeater, a pair of white kneesocks, black hair, Adidas shoes, and a triple pierced right eyebrow by Friday... Great...
Anyways...
So today, the guys sprayed that fart spray shit in one of the classrooms... AND IT SMELLED SO FUCKIN' BAD!!! I was gunna throw up... But I got my Sharpies outta my locker and was huffing them so I didn't haver to smell it... Then my friend Caitlin took them away so I couldn't huff 'em kuz it ain't good for you... So I got my airfreshener and was wearing it as a bracelet for the rest of the day... Then I pissed off my band teacher dude... Who's a "troubled little man" as Meredith says... I played with the Jazz band on my trumpet... Infront of the whole school... And I've never played any of that music before... IT WAS FUNNY!!! But it was at a gay pep rally...
Hmmm... Oh, in Science today there was the funniest note in one of the books... But let's not go there...
Anyways... God, my JD poster is scary... It tried to rape me!! AH!! Yes, there's this huge ass pic of HIV's face in the center... And I was fixing part of it... And it fell on me... And wouldn't get off... Okay eh! That was really random... It's fun to stare at at night... I'm like... Haaaaaaappy! Well, at night when I stare at it...
Sooo... I have to manage to get a black wifebeater, a pair of white kneesocks, black hair, Adidas shoes, and a triple pierced right eyebrow by Friday... Great...