SAND CASTLE MOTEL
Me Raff Sara Sarah and Katie went to seaside for Sarah and Sara's Birthday. same name born a day apart..kinda freaky...anyway so yea , it rained the whole way there THE WHOLE FUCKING WAY THERE!....oh yeah we stopped at a rest stop to eat and use the bathroom and of coarse it had to be me i walked ito the mens room i was more than halfway in wheni realized there were more men than woman...well actually there were no women,, just me...but i dont feel that bad cuz while i was laughing at myself the whole way back to the table Raff did the same thing...only ya know he walked into the Girls bathroom...
So we get there and i didnt care how bad it was raining i was fuckin going swimming....so we put our pajamas on and jumped in...it took like 5 seconds and we were all numb except Raff who wouldnt go in and yelled from the room
"HEY GUYS IM TURINING ON THE AIR CONDITIONAR".... so we got out and me and mandigo threw him in.
we stayed in the room all n ight cuz it was fucking Pouring but we met some people in our hotel and they bought us liquor, one of the guys that we met had the same birthday as Sara(h)...oh yeah and the last time they stayed at that hotel it wasnt cleaned so i said somehting and he promised that the hotel would be cleaned.....there was a chunk of hair and a dead bug in the shower....EWwWwWw.....but at leats the sheets were changed this time....we hope
Next day was soo0o0o0o0o0o0o much better Me RAff n Sara met these kids on the boardwalk that worked at a tattoo
shop and they were reeeeaaaaallllyy cool and really hot.....really hot. so we wlaked back to the hotel room waoke up sarah and kaite and took mandigo to get her toung peirced..... ready for this one..... We all went in the room when she got it done adn as were laughin and tlakin she passes out!...like right there on the floor.. i fucking watchied her hit the ground.... were all screamin adn the peircers like oh dont worry blah blah blha and took care of it.... good thing cuz she prolly woulda died if it was up to us. It was sooo scary. but she got up and passed out on a bench on the boardwalk and all the really hot guys kept coming out to check on her and tlka to us.... we got a shirt made for sarah that says " I Pass Out ....A LOT...LoL....well maybe it was funnier if you were there.....so i met up with one of my friends from New Jersey and she brought a friend who i knew but she was with her sister and when i looked at her sister she goes...oh i know you , you and your friends asked to get you liquor last night,,,, WTF why did she have to be my friends older sister ...Whatever
we went back to the hotel room to smoke and get drunk so we could go back onto the boardwalk. but No0o0o0o we got back to our hotel room and our key won open our door. so we tell the guy and he has to get the hotel machanic to cut off the door knob and break into our room...this only happence to us..really
we met up with those kids around midnight they were still workin and we decided to go swimmin in the ocean...at least it wasnt rainin this time....got dry clothes from our room drank some more and then went to hang out with those kids. they had this apartment thing behind the boardwalk adn we were all crammed into it and Finch...not his real name some adopted emo name...really stupid if you ask me.. would NOT shut the fuck up...maybe he was on somehting and we didnt know about it but holy shit he would just start laughin like this..HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA HA ...HA HA HA HAAAAAA
...Im not kidding thats exactly what it sounded like....
so we left there and then Mikey the peircer called so we told him to come back into our hotel room. he was soooooooooooo hot untill he told us that he peirced his penis by himself....OOOOOOOK. but he left at like 5 cuz he was fallin asleep.
phone rings 10 30 next morning and its the hotel guy callin to tell us that check out was at 10....since when do you have to be out by 10... so we all jump outta bed like wtf holly shit fuckin hindu.,, lets smoke a bowl.. there was a never ending supply of bottles and caps all over our room...everyone had their wet clothes all over the place towles were everywhere except the bathroom and sara just haaaadd to take a shower...so we were out by 1200.....
cheap hotels are better with friends
So we get there and i didnt care how bad it was raining i was fuckin going swimming....so we put our pajamas on and jumped in...it took like 5 seconds and we were all numb except Raff who wouldnt go in and yelled from the room
"HEY GUYS IM TURINING ON THE AIR CONDITIONAR".... so we got out and me and mandigo threw him in.
we stayed in the room all n ight cuz it was fucking Pouring but we met some people in our hotel and they bought us liquor, one of the guys that we met had the same birthday as Sara(h)...oh yeah and the last time they stayed at that hotel it wasnt cleaned so i said somehting and he promised that the hotel would be cleaned.....there was a chunk of hair and a dead bug in the shower....EWwWwWw.....but at leats the sheets were changed this time....we hope
Next day was soo0o0o0o0o0o0o much better Me RAff n Sara met these kids on the boardwalk that worked at a tattoo
shop and they were reeeeaaaaallllyy cool and really hot.....really hot. so we wlaked back to the hotel room waoke up sarah and kaite and took mandigo to get her toung peirced..... ready for this one..... We all went in the room when she got it done adn as were laughin and tlakin she passes out!...like right there on the floor.. i fucking watchied her hit the ground.... were all screamin adn the peircers like oh dont worry blah blah blha and took care of it.... good thing cuz she prolly woulda died if it was up to us. It was sooo scary. but she got up and passed out on a bench on the boardwalk and all the really hot guys kept coming out to check on her and tlka to us.... we got a shirt made for sarah that says " I Pass Out ....A LOT...LoL....well maybe it was funnier if you were there.....so i met up with one of my friends from New Jersey and she brought a friend who i knew but she was with her sister and when i looked at her sister she goes...oh i know you , you and your friends asked to get you liquor last night,,,, WTF why did she have to be my friends older sister ...Whatever
we went back to the hotel room to smoke and get drunk so we could go back onto the boardwalk. but No0o0o0o we got back to our hotel room and our key won open our door. so we tell the guy and he has to get the hotel machanic to cut off the door knob and break into our room...this only happence to us..really
we met up with those kids around midnight they were still workin and we decided to go swimmin in the ocean...at least it wasnt rainin this time....got dry clothes from our room drank some more and then went to hang out with those kids. they had this apartment thing behind the boardwalk adn we were all crammed into it and Finch...not his real name some adopted emo name...really stupid if you ask me.. would NOT shut the fuck up...maybe he was on somehting and we didnt know about it but holy shit he would just start laughin like this..HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA HA ...HA HA HA HAAAAAA
...Im not kidding thats exactly what it sounded like....
so we left there and then Mikey the peircer called so we told him to come back into our hotel room. he was soooooooooooo hot untill he told us that he peirced his penis by himself....OOOOOOOK. but he left at like 5 cuz he was fallin asleep.
phone rings 10 30 next morning and its the hotel guy callin to tell us that check out was at 10....since when do you have to be out by 10... so we all jump outta bed like wtf holly shit fuckin hindu.,, lets smoke a bowl.. there was a never ending supply of bottles and caps all over our room...everyone had their wet clothes all over the place towles were everywhere except the bathroom and sara just haaaadd to take a shower...so we were out by 1200.....
cheap hotels are better with friends