CHICKS ARE FOR FAGS!!!

[scratchthebill]

i found the perfect ode to my cutlass that says how much i love her...(if you are human...this poem does not apply to you.)

(i have changed the words around a little bit.)

Mine eyes open upon a beautiful car
Full of horsepower, beauty, and desire
I sit in your seatbelt that holds my soul
Enticing me into thine fire

I love thee with a passion I knew not I owned
With each revolution of your lustful engine
I love thee as a carburetor loves the intake manifold beneath its wings
As the your power owneth the day

Pull mine ass into thine loving driver's seat
As the enchanted bucket seat cradles mine soul
I sit with thee beside the indicator tree
And for moments so true I am whole

Tears of joy now find ways from mine eyes
The engine's roar echoes over the land
As by the sweet stream the quarter mile they cry

I love thee, forever, mine supple temptress
Thine fiery exhaust entrances mine entire being
Together we belong within each others love
Mine dearest one with eyes ever seeing

-Oh how i love thee...