I have a co-worker who is known around the office as D. D. is a great guy to have around, being a loudmouth from rural Arkansas who spent 6 years in Japan with the Navy and has an inappropriate story for every situation (the most impressive of which resulted in Ocie, completely bent over and with his head in his hands, repeating to himself "I will never be surprised by anything D. says again"). He also has a tendency to engage in some hilarious linguistic misadventures. We have been planning to present him with a "D. to English Dictionary" for his birthday one of these years.
Some handy D. words:
irrelement (adj) - A synonym for irrelevant; i.e. something that is not germane to the current discussion.
inseferior (adj) - Believed to be a synonym for inferior, although we were cracking up too much to get a concrete definition.
blob (n) - What people use to publish their thoughts on the Internet. also: webblob.
Anyway, the latter came up today when D. asked "Where your blob at?"
The blob in question is where all my sports-related posts are now appearing, along with posts from 3 of my other co-workers. The blob can be found at:
http://themiddlefoamfinger.blogspot.com/ Holla, one.