Was this you?

[scratchmonkey]

Received today on my Sonork (an instant-messaging program that had a business relationship with Haptek(the company I worked at previously to my current job)) account from someone named 'pinky':

--> I will keep you posted on what games I beat
--> set a few records on Golden Tee 99 on the Aspen Lake course... Greens Hit (7), Number Of Putts (23) Fairways Hit (7), Birdies (3), Longest Drive (318 Yards), and Longest Putt (62 Feet From Hole).
--> I will keep you posted on my Wizard Of Wor game
--> Wizard Of Wor - Arena - Worluc escapes! ARGH!
--> Row Fo draziW
--> WOW! WOW! I SHOT THE WIZARD OF WOR! WOOHOO!
--> + 2,500 points
--> STUPID BLUE! HE SHOT THE WIZARD OF WOR! - 5000 Points
--> ROCK ON! BLUE GOT WIZARD OF WOR!
--> BONEHEAD! I AM A BONEHEAD ON WIZARD OF WOR! HE GOT AWAY!
--> I will stop using caps here
--> How could David, the world record holder on Wizard Of War, shoot the Wiz Of War?
--> I can't
--> Oooh! Was it me who shot the wizard of wor? I don't think so. Maybe blue shot him.
--> Nice, Blue! He took down Worlock! On MAME, when I shoot him, he escapes. But on a WOW Cab, I get double score.
--> Not sure why
--> I did not see the WOW in dungeon 11... Why?
--> That was cheap! I shot blue, and somehow, somewhere, the WOW got away! SSD!
--> I get a bonus player!
--> All right!
--> The Pit
--> I CAN'T ****ING BEAT THE PIT ON ONE LIFE!
--> UNFAIR! I shot the wizard of wor, but he got away! AGAIN!
--> I want to BURN Midway

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