Mar 24, 2011 09:55
I dunno why anyone drinks seriosly. That was one of the worst hangovers of my LIFE.
So yeah went otu with Vince on Tues night. Was anotehr wicked one. we just met up in the Nailgun then had a mooch round Hosegate an ended up in this newish bar cos the music lured us in haha then they had these cocktails with GLOW STICKS in them to make them all lit up! Hypno-tinis tehre called so i was like i'm havin one of them! it was like bacardi an pinapple an some other stuff an you know how it is one turned into like... lots. And they were lethal. We were so plastered, we had a few rounds of shots an all, then walkin home we see this road sign for MORNINGWOOD AVENUE (ok thats still hilarios... morning wood HAHAHA) and obviosly were like WE HAVE TO HAVE THAT.
i dunno if you ever tryed to actually steal a street sign but those fuckers are on pretty tight so we were like sussing it out and booting it a bit an scratchin our heads and then ffs what happened only the police turned up on us AGAIN.
So ok i know it was stupid but I was steamin and after last time an they threatened to give us cautions an that and I CANT spend a night in the cells so i ran off. an I DID shout like come on lets go but I was down this side street an over the alley gate an halfway round the next block before I realised Vince wasnt with me so I like hid in this doorway a bit (yeah shut up I know I was pissed it was like 2am) and tryed phoning Vince but it kept ringin out then like half an hour later he phones me and goes Jones man i'm at the station I've been arrested there out lookin for my acomplice.
Rotten fucker kept me goin for like an HOUR phonin him and shittin myself then he called me pissin himself laughin goin ONLY JOKING - you had me up till 5am you wanker, i made myself puke to try an sober up I was taht worried!!
yeah ok you got me its pretty funny lookin back :-) thsoe are the nights you remember innit. Good times. Please can i forget the hangover now though?!
good times,
trouble,
the government can kiss my arse,
pissed,
hangover,
vince,
police,
funny stuff,
hahaha,
oh very funny