And the shit monster rears its ugly head...
Fuck you car! You either drain my wallet via gas or drain my wallet with repairs! I am good to you aren't I? And then you go and do shit like this. Shape up or ship out you little bastard! If you were human, or if I thought it would help, I would smack the living shit out you. I just bought you a new engine like 4 months ago! Why can't you hold your fucking oil! You are a rude son of a bitch! If I did not require your service daily, I would set you on fucking fire. You do nothing but upset me! Well news flash, I never liked you that much anyway. So I will be getting rid of you in 5 months. Try to hold yourself together til then you piece of shit. Now I have to wake up in 3 and a half hours to drive my dad to work so I can borrow HIS car to get to work 4 hours later. Way to ruin my life you little worthless aluminum piece of shit. I was FINALLY gonna be able to start saving a little money, but no! You've gone and raped that quaint little plan right in the ass with your fucking shennanigans! If you were a dog, I would probably take you out back and shoot you. Fuck you and fuck everything you stand for!