Re: [registers as Spidey]scrapperzenJanuary 10 2011, 08:59:56 UTC
At least you didn't let go of the line?
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I'm naive, I'm not a shut-in. You haven't seen half the girls I used to patrol with. These jokes, to say nothing of these photos, are nothing I'm not used to.
... I really could have thought that through better.
I'm just saying! When you come from a world where costumed crime fighters are almost more common than police officers, there tends to be a market for photos!
... Oh, hush, I don't know how to defend myself here.
Re: [Locked]scrapperzenJanuary 11 2011, 05:47:32 UTC
And I'm just saying, there's a lot of Paparazzi out there who follow heroes around! A good action shot is worth the big bucks if you've just saved the world.
[pause, clicking, pursuing Comm backlogs, and...]
Sigh, how many times...
What the-?!
[that WHOOSH you hear is a body falling]
Have I told you TO NOT USE THAT THING WHEN SWINGING?! It always brings bad things!
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You okay?
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Oof, ah, yeah, fine. Fine. Why wouldn't I be fine? I take these kinds of falls on a regular basis!
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Who knew all it would take was a little girl on girl?
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Who are you, and what have you done with Silverwing?
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I'm naive, I'm not a shut-in. You haven't seen half the girls I used to patrol with. These jokes, to say nothing of these photos, are nothing I'm not used to.
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...so, this making out with super villainesses is a hobby, then?
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I'm just saying! When you come from a world where costumed crime fighters are almost more common than police officers, there tends to be a market for photos!
... Oh, hush, I don't know how to defend myself here.
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But trust me, I know all about photo markets. My handsome mug graced many a Daily Bugle.
Of course, it was always underscored with the likes of, "Hero or Menace?"
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But I seem to be getting away from any sort of point here.
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Or in this case, so is girl on girl action, apparently.
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I will track you down, and I will hex you SO HARD.
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Now you're just deflecting!
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And proving my point!
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I can't win with you.
I clearly need to perfect a cute pout to get my way.
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