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[scrake]

I got drunk the other night. And I was trying to brush my hair before I went to sleep. It got tangled, I got angry with it. And lopped off my hair with a pair of nail scissors. I was pleased with myself - "it's soooo easy to cut hair! why do hairdressers charge so much and take so long?"

I woke up. I had a hangover from hell and not much hair.

Let this be a warning to you all.