It's the Great Pumpkin, Eliot Spencer! Eliot, Parker Rating: PG-13ish (language) A/N: Written for comment_fic. Warnings: Crack. Parker crack. Apologies: To Charles Schulz. And Eliot.
This is... I think I just found geek nervana. Or crack heaven. One or the other. I loved Parker and Batman!Eliot.
You've got to love a fandom that has it widely accepted that a character is batman when that Fandom is not the DC comic verse or a superhero verse in general.
Hey, Word of God has it that Eliot is Batman, so, you know … *g*
I'm glad I could make you laugh. I can just see Parker hunkered down in a pumpkin patch and Eliot at her side, bitching and cussing up a storm, but still there. Plotting to kill Hardison all the while …
*cracks up* Oh. My. God. Confess, you stole John Rogers' script for a Hallowe'en episode! Perfect. Just perfect. Eliot's dialogue with Hardison at the end... YES. Exactly how it would happen. Awesome!
*sigh* Since TNT insists on these breaks, I doubt we'll ever get a Halloween ep. But we're getting a Christmas ep, so I guess I shouldn't complain. *g*
I'm so glad you liked this. It was more fun to write than it should have been. And Eliot is still glaring at me. And twitching …
A Halloween ep with these people would be to die for! Just imagine the costumes Hardison would come up with. And Parker stealing candy … Oh, man, I'd love to see that! *g*
OH MY GOD! I am laughing so hard I have tears and my sides hurt. I'm sure Mr. Schulz would approve. I knew this would be a treat when I saw the title and the writer, but I wasn't expecting to almost fall out of my chair laughing.
This? This is made of awesome...totally awesome. And a total win! And I should not be this happy when people work in the idea that Chris/Eliot is batman as I am...but yeeeaaah. And Parker would totally go looking for the Great Pumpkin.
:-) Liked? Liked? Liked is not strong enough a word...I LOVED it!
Hahaha that's awesome. He's a really nice guy in person too. Honestly all of them were extremely nice that weekend, a whole lot more than I expected them to be.
*flails* I can just imagine it. "Eliot? What are you doing?" "Gettin' ready to make pies" "Pies? Pies? Nooo. Pumpkin pies come from cans!" Just loud enough for every kid in about a mile radius to hear her. (I actually had a similar conversation but it was about apple pies)
Oh lord! I think I just hurt myself from laughing!
I am so glad to have followed you into this wonderful fandom from M7 and doubly happy that you are writing such awesome stories for my new favorite crew!
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You've got to love a fandom that has it widely accepted that a character is batman when that Fandom is not the DC comic verse or a superhero verse in general.
Amazing and wonderful as usual.
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I'm glad I could make you laugh. I can just see Parker hunkered down in a pumpkin patch and Eliot at her side, bitching and cussing up a storm, but still there. Plotting to kill Hardison all the while …
Thanks for reading, hon!
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I'm so glad you liked this. It was more fun to write than it should have been. And Eliot is still glaring at me. And twitching …
Thanks for reading, hon!
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'Cause that would rock. :-)
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*Applauds*
Thank you for the morning laugh.
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But, thanks, hon, I'm so glad you liked my li'l bit of crack. It was fun to write. I'm delighted I could give you a laugh. :)
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I showed this to my husband, who is an uber-Batgeek, and he said, "Oh, my God, he *is* Batman!" So, yeah … ;)
And Parker would *totally* wait for the Great Pumpkin. I just wonder how she'll react when Eliot picks up a pumpkin or two to make into pies …
Thanks for reading, hon. Glad I could entertain you!
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Hahaha that's awesome. He's a really nice guy in person too. Honestly all of them were extremely nice that weekend, a whole lot more than I expected them to be.
*flails* I can just imagine it.
"Eliot? What are you doing?"
"Gettin' ready to make pies"
"Pies? Pies? Nooo. Pumpkin pies come from cans!"
Just loud enough for every kid in about a mile radius to hear her.
(I actually had a similar conversation but it was about apple pies)
:-) You did, you surely did.
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I am so glad to have followed you into this wonderful fandom from M7 and doubly happy that you are writing such awesome stories for my new favorite crew!
Thanks for a great giggle going into the weekend!
*giggles again*
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Yeah, I love these people. Especially Eliot (I'm sure you hadn't noticed, *g*).
I'm so glad I could start your weekend off with a laugh. I just couldn't resist this. Though poor Eliot may never forgive me. *g*
Thanks for reading, hon, and feel free to look around the joint!
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