Plan C: Use the Force?
Christmas shopping sucks ass. Along with people who go christmas shopping. Why the fuck didnt they all do this shit in August? Not had much success with the present front to be honest, still got to buy for the parents and my sister, arse. My sister has decided that her £15 budget needs to be stretched to £50 to buy her a box set. Its begins with 'N'. And ends in 'Fuck off'. Yes, 'NFuckoff'.
Got ourselves an early christmas present, in the form of a new fridge freezer, woooooooo the excitement. =| Unfortunately on its first trial run it ended up freezing the milk overnight. Right, so thats the dial turned all the way round the OTHER way tonight then. We shall see how it performs tonight, if it does well, then ill step it up to egg and cheese holding duty. It better learn fast, we got shopping coming.
Im getting a bit sick of being thrown in the deep end at work. Got stuck on till then abandoned, luckily till is till wherever you are, so i was able to pick it up quickly. Took me 2 hours to be pretty much upto speed with the old timers. Was feeling really good till the stuck me on Wrap and Call, which is the person who shouts for the food, which is stressful enough to make you want to smash someone in kitchen in the face with a metal tray. And that kid with the whistle is gonna meet a nasty end too. Got stuck on it last night too, after the Shift Manager said "Just mind this for a minute while i sort a problem out in the office." I was there for an hour and 50 minutes. And i only got off cause i went home. Bastich.
Quotes: "Im going peepee hole hunting tomorrow. Im gonna take a net. And a jam jar to put it in."
"Its an Authentic Bolivian mining penis. It comes with its own pick, shovel and hard hat."
"There was something about teaching crabs on a mans penis to sing to prevent the spread of STD's. Innovative practices and such."
"Its not my fault that my nipples have no sense of direction."
"If two women are in the toilets, does that mean theyre in the Joan? And isnt that pretty disturbing?"
"Tharr be Latvian peddle dashing in my toilet!"
"You read the news, You take the vows,
You blame the costs, We play the chords,
Now the only course that traces an end to the violence,
Has left us without any chance to stand our ground.
... Stand up and...
March, Get back in line and fight,
The time to start is now,
Don't let yourself play the fool,
There's no way out."