*Geekgasm*
Ok, whichever Magical Electrical Fairie that has had their Cherio's pissed in really needs to GET THE FUCK OUT MY HOUSE! Our fridge freezer has recently stopped working, with the fridge deciding its now taking a more Arctic approach to the whole chilling business, and freezes everything that goes in it. Wicked. We now have a super huge freezer so we can store more ice cream, however we have no milk for tea. Though im wondering if ice cream + tea = drinkable?
And then the washing machine decides it really likes the water we wash our clothes in, and wants to keep hold of it at the end of a wash cycle, so you open the door and *Sploosh* floods the kitchen. Least the floors clean now, though strangely my socks have gone "Shit Kitchen Brown" on the bottom. Odd.
Was hoping to go out tonight, but the scag is feeling too ill so cant be doing that. So here i am trying to think of something to put here. Which isnt a lot. Christmas is coming, and i dunno about the goose getting fat but next doors cat is a bit of a beast so i wonder if maybe we should branch out our meat types this year. Annies friend Nadja, the crazy Soviet/Latvian/German lady is coming to stay with us in 3 weeks time for xmas and New Years, so should be nice. Bizarrely theres been a rather large increase in people i know offering to come over since they found out a slim, attractice, single blonde would be here for 2 weeks. Cynical? Nah.
Oh and Mark at Big Blue Box has wangled me his copy of Black and White 2, signed by Mr Peter Molyneux himselves. Not sure how to repay that, may have to break out the baby oil. =S
Anyways, quotes should be here hidden behind an LJ cut, unless i manage to drool on the keyboard and it all goes horribly wrong. Hopefully ill have someit worthwhile to post soon, but dont count on it.
"I speak very good Russian. I learnt it from a Latvian who learnt it from a book."
"If youve never had your testicles build a camp fire in your nutsack you wont know how disturbing that feeling is."
"Why do you think that Ibuprofen comes in those foil containers? To seal in the taste? Everyone knows that Paracetamol is just the inbred cousin of Iburofen."
"This is your Latvian." *Points* "This is your Latvian on Wormholes." *Waves arms*
*Stands in background with hands held a foot apart and mouths "Its this big"*
"Parts of Liverpool arent the Old Ones. They just look like the Old One's came to visit."
"A constant wave of tension on top of broken trust,
The lessons that you taught me I learned were never true,
Now I find myself in question,
They point the finger at me again."