'So the Daily Mail is running an investigation into my penis..?'
So, im not dead it would appear. Yes that is indeed my natural smell, sorry to disapoint ya.
So where am I, or was i last time i was bothered to sit down and write this out?
Hmmm BBQ was, lots of people were there, including Ape, Gary, Andy and Jane, Vicky and.... bloke (Sorry, cant remember your name), house mates, scag, people and the neightbours kid watching over the fence. We didnt feed him though.
Friday after that went to see Episdoes 3: Revenge of the Vindaloo. Least thats what i think Lucas was suffering from when he wrote some of the lines for Ep 3. Tip for ya George, you cant write decent and convincing dialogue to save your LIFE! Try to polish a turd and you end up with shit over everything else. (Lets not get into a discussion of how i know about THAT analogy huh?) Overall though i really liked Ep 3, deffinately much better than the 2 previous attemps, and nicely ties into the Original 3. Has some seriously dodgy moments (Anything with Padme/Anakin, Vaders "NOOOO!", Anakins Dial A Dark Side moment etc) and some great ones (Opening, setup of Anakin and the Jedi by Palpatine, Anakins eventual fall, the betrayal of the Jedi.) So yeah twas wicked, and well worth the £25 i spent to see it on opening day. Ok maybe not, but it was close! Also when queueing outside the Odeon we saw someone dressed as Darth Vader who was there to help a mate promote the 'Buy-The-DVD-And-Save-Money-'Guv' offer. After about 20 minutes of random women, schoolgirls and grannies posing holding his lightsabre provocatively, kissing his helmet (Heh, you knew id get that one in there) and generally flaunting themselves over the Dark Lord Of The Sith, it was time for him to head home and he took his helmet off to reveal.... a cute blonde chick. Damnit, cybernetic Sith Lords get all the chicks.
Then this weekend i went home (Not before deciding to help Andy take over the world by cross breading a computer virus with the DREADED SUPER BUG OF DOOM (TM) MRSA, creating we hope, NRSA, Norton Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus. Go us.) Tries to find a job, but the term 'Complete wank' eloquently sums up my feelings about the whole process. Parents forgot to phone the landlord for me (Hello? Remember the whole point you TOLD me to come home for?) so i didnt sort all that out, and indeed spent £40 to go home and apply to McDonalds. I hate my life at times. Bizarely someone phoned my parents asking for me today with a job offer. Unfortunately my sister doesnt know who it was, when they phoned, or which company they are with. Buggrit. Oh, and i say 'Bizarely' as no-one up there that i applied to has that number, as it isnt my house. Double yoo tee eff.
And so now im back at home, and i have ice cream that is requiring a storage place, and i think i know just the place. Mwahahaha!
"I wish I may,
I wish I might,
Have this wish I wish tonight,
I want that star,
I want it now,
I want it all and I don't care how."