Lunch-time Lesbos and Cum Guzzling Dogs.
I eat lunch with a pack of rabid lesbians. Amber and I realized this during lunch today. Morgan and Diane are hooking up with these 2 chicks. (Diane's has a really small face compared to her face, and Morgan's looks like a complete dyke. I Seriously thought she was a dude with really long hair and pierced ears). So I asked Amber if she felt out numbered. She said yes. Then i suggested that we hold hands as to somewhat fit in. She screamed no and we both cracked up. I told her the story about Brandy's Grandma's dog licking the cum off of the blanket I brought with me to Yakima and a whole bunch of random funny stories. We spent the WHOLE LUNCH laughing hysterically. I was crying. Mellissa was in class today. I hate her. She's fat, ugly, and nosie. BAD COMBO. So don't become an ugly, fat, nosie person. I promise you will live a longer, healthier life. Yeah. That's a no brainer. Well. That's my random update for the year. Check back later for fresh fun and food fights!