Fic: The Clone Rebellions, vol. 1 (DA/SPN, Wellspring 'verse)

Aug 10, 2009 11:48

Title: The Clone Rebellions, vol. 1
Fandoms: Supernatural, Dark Angel
Timeline:  Slightly future Wellspring 'verse
Rating: R
Summary: Alec and Ben watch movies, stage a rebellion.
Warnings: Crude language, extreme cuddles, clones with absurd demands
Disclaimer: Dark Angel and Supernatural obviously aren't mine. Fear & Loathing bits are HST's.
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da/spn fic, one-shot, wellspring

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lizadork August 10 2009, 22:09:36 UTC
KRIST. ALSDKFJ'ALSK'FALJKJADKJFA;JASLKDFJSKALDJFL

OH GOD YOU SLAYED ME WITH THIS.

“Alec and I want some mescaline,” Ben announces.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I BURST OUT LAUGHING AND COULD NOT STOP FOR A GOOD TEN MINUTES. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH BENNY, YOU SLY DOG, YOU. <33333333333333333

AND THEN.

THERE WERE ORCAS AND HST-LOVE AND NAUGHTY CHAIRS AND CLONES LOUNGING ON DEAN AND DEAN LECTURING AND A STAR WARS REFERENCE AND TEENY FIST BUMPS (AS;LDKJFALSKJFK<333333333) AND THE WINCHESTER PARENTAL GLANCE BETWEEN DEANNSAMMY AND CONNIVING, CLEVER WEE TRANSGENICS AND AND AND.

*SPLODES* HOLY MOTHER. *DIES*

CUDDLES. THERE WERE CUDDLES AND MANLY HUMMING AND THIS: “It’s not so bad, kitten.” Dean’s voice is close and soft and Alec feels the man’s stubble rub against his own very soft cheek. “Kids don’t need guns, is all. Maybe when you’re older.”

MADE ME MAKE HIGH-PITCHED NOISES AND WRITHE IN MY CHAIR OUT OF HAPPINESS.

AND THIS: Ben inches forward and puts a small hand on Sam’s big knee until the guy gets the hint, and still focused on ( ... )

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surevesta August 12 2009, 04:36:44 UTC
OMFG this was AWESOME! I also loved the touch of Dean inadvertantly calling Sam cool. Sam who totally admitted to crying at the end of Free Willy *giggle*

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davincis_girl August 12 2009, 05:00:27 UTC
You have made my day.

These lines had me cracking the fuck up:
-“And I want a gun, damnit. A gun and an orca.”
-Oh. That’s right. They wanted a whale.
-Alec and Ben must stand strong against the evil forces of Sam and his naughty furniture.

And this one made me all warm and fuzzy (in a way that I shouldn't whist reading about young clones screaming demands for hard drugs and guns(:
aims a steely gaze at his uncle. Brother. Mom. Sam is just so many things, Alec can’t even begin to place him on the spectrum of familial relations.

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leodragon1 August 12 2009, 05:07:09 UTC
lizadork said everything that made me love this so hard! Just... humour and mushiness in equal amounts! *DIES*

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luvspnl August 12 2009, 05:18:53 UTC
So perfect! Love, love, LOVE those two little clones. Gosh, I love Free Willy! Never cried at it, but I did cry at ET. And it was about the 20th time I'd seen it. I have no idea why I cried then (at the part where ET is lying on the ground and everyone thinks he's dead. I KNEW he was alive, I'd already seen the movie! I was a strange little kid.)

Wow, that had nothing to do with anything! My favorite parts were:

“We’re not trying to be funny,” Alec tells him. “We really want these things. We want to reach an altered state of mind by using illegal drugs. I can see it now.” And here, Alec pulls out a splayed hand which he runs slowly through the air in imitation of starry-eyed youth hoping to see their name in lights. “Ben and Alec, functioning drug addicts. I think it sounds amazing.”

“Dean.”

“No more R-rated movies, Sammy. Scout’s honor.”

And Yes, guns. Guns are what they really want. Screw orcas and attorneys and mescaline, guns are where it’s at. Alec hops off the chair and informs Sam and Dean of this change in their ( ... )

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