I have just born witness to an abomination. I am not quite sure if civilization can stand up to such a blow. I can't quite even muster the words to express my dismay and fear for what this could mean for the future.
http://www.slashfood.com/2007/04/29/michelob-ultra-fruit-infused-beer/ If you don't like beer, don't drink beer...but don't fuck with beer.