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Mar 03, 2006 00:21

The thing about not eating meat is that you really end up outside the American culture. As an American Studies BA Im missing the heck out. Thus tonight, I rate that most 1st world American meat- fast food doller menu

Wendys:
Fries: Not meat. I like them anyway. Dipped in Buffalo Ranch sauce. Not as good when cold.
Chicken Nuggets: Burnt. Dry. Boring. Greesy. The Buffalo Ranch sauce was great. Really helped out. Could have been nicely cooked cardboard, as long as it was battered and fried.
Bacon Cheeseburger: Bacon is just to big. It was hanging way over. Uncool. Cheese was melted nicely. Bun could use sesame seeds. Better with Buffalo dip.

McDonalds:
Big n' Tasty: It is. Again kinda dry. Is this an industy deal I dont get? Good lettuce was a nice touch. Little too much ketchup and mayo, got some on blanket. Nice with a little Buffalo sause. Seeds good. No cheese? What what?

BK:
Junior Whopper: What in the world happned here? It looks like my burger has been in an adult movie. Lettuce is iceberg. Sunk the Titanic and this "sandwitch". Sesame seeds were a nice touch. Kept the sause off the meat, stuck to self-sauseing (Boulevard Irish again).

In other news, I just figured out that Jeffery is darker in complection than the Banks family. At least Stanford and Sons has parady going for it. And better actors. Lets call him Fresh Prince of Discrimination.

In Futurama they reference PBR. Yum.
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