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Jul 11, 2005 21:13

so i was just sitting outside for about 15 minutes waiting for a ride that is obviously late and there was an occurance i felt deserved to be journal-worthy
i was laying on my driveway, gazzing up at the clouds and enjoying the company of my cats when before i knew it i saw a rather large spider crawling by my feet.
Much larger then the average spider you would expect to see in suburban america. I just watched the thing for a few minutes, a good five i would say, before curiosity got the better of me.
It had a rather large backend, i dont know exactly what that would be called, but if you're familiar on the shape of a spider it usually has an enlarged "ass" you could say, but this one's was just really big.
So i poked it with a stick.
No sooner did i poke the spider's ass with a stick then did literally HUNDREDS of tiny tiny tiny tiny spiders come POURING OUT in every which way, at dashing speeds, the spider itself began to run like the wind, and actually deflated.
I've never seen a spider give birth before.
Nor do I ever want to again.

On a side note : there's nothing more irritating then wishy-washy ways or undependability.
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