Fuck Squirrels
For the first time in my life I've thought about the systematic extinction of rodents, most specifically... squirrels.
Sure, one could argue that there's a reason for every living creature in this world. Whatever you say, Einstein. I get that they represent their own part of the food chain... fine. Flog me with your knowledge bombs, but this is fucking ridiculous.
I found out that the reason for my apartment waterfall is SQUIRRELS. They somehow got into the walls of my apartment, made a home up there in the rafters, and have been chewing on the PVC piping for my hot water line for some time now.
This damage, combined with our record cold weather, caused the line to burst in four separate places inside the walls of my apartment. Thanks to fucking squirrels, I have a bunch of holes in my apartment and a bunch of water damaged possessions.
Cute, fuzzy, intelligent? I say fuck squirrels! I am predicting a huge pot of squirrel stew in my future. I hear their good eatin'... Who's hungry?
Sure, one could argue that there's a reason for every living creature in this world. Whatever you say, Einstein. I get that they represent their own part of the food chain... fine. Flog me with your knowledge bombs, but this is fucking ridiculous.
I found out that the reason for my apartment waterfall is SQUIRRELS. They somehow got into the walls of my apartment, made a home up there in the rafters, and have been chewing on the PVC piping for my hot water line for some time now.
This damage, combined with our record cold weather, caused the line to burst in four separate places inside the walls of my apartment. Thanks to fucking squirrels, I have a bunch of holes in my apartment and a bunch of water damaged possessions.
Cute, fuzzy, intelligent? I say fuck squirrels! I am predicting a huge pot of squirrel stew in my future. I hear their good eatin'... Who's hungry?