I hate spam.
I swear I think the internet thinks I have some erectile disfunction, because every single day my spam box gets filled up with 50 emails saying:
HAVE A SMALL PENIS?!?!?! HAVE TROUBLE GETTING ERECT?!?! IS ONE OF YOUR BALLS TREMENDOUSLY BIGGER THAN THE OTHER!?!?!?!
I usually think that it's funny as hell and then I just delete them all. But now it is getting incredibly annoying! Just yesterday I deleted all of my spam. Today I look at my spam box...356 spam messages... all of which say stupid shit like
WANT TO PLEASE WOMEN? TAKE THIS MAGIC PILL AND IT WILL MAKE YOUR DICK 5 FEET BIGGER LOLLERCOPTER!!!
I seriously want to know who sent my email to every single male erectile disfunction penis enlargement pill company. And when I find that douchebag I'm going to kick him in the balls so bad that he will need those god damn erectile disfunction penis enlargement pills. And as I am standing over his slouched body I will tell him:
"I do not have an erectile disfunction. I do not need penis enlargement. I do not have disfigured balls. Fucking die."
HAVE A SMALL PENIS?!?!?! HAVE TROUBLE GETTING ERECT?!?! IS ONE OF YOUR BALLS TREMENDOUSLY BIGGER THAN THE OTHER!?!?!?!
I usually think that it's funny as hell and then I just delete them all. But now it is getting incredibly annoying! Just yesterday I deleted all of my spam. Today I look at my spam box...356 spam messages... all of which say stupid shit like
WANT TO PLEASE WOMEN? TAKE THIS MAGIC PILL AND IT WILL MAKE YOUR DICK 5 FEET BIGGER LOLLERCOPTER!!!
I seriously want to know who sent my email to every single male erectile disfunction penis enlargement pill company. And when I find that douchebag I'm going to kick him in the balls so bad that he will need those god damn erectile disfunction penis enlargement pills. And as I am standing over his slouched body I will tell him:
"I do not have an erectile disfunction. I do not need penis enlargement. I do not have disfigured balls. Fucking die."