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[scotty_lamppost]

So I'm in LA. Glad that I leave very early tomorrow, because this fucking place always gives me the willies. And tonight, I got my mind totally fucked (with a gigantic, girthy surprise-dick) when I thought of how many times I could have driven from Unser to Tramway in the time and/or distance the shuttle took to get from LAX to the depot in Van Nuys. What happens if my homies live way on the other side? I can't walk 19 miles four times just to blaze it! I don't think LA is my game. I'd depend on a car and be a fucking douche bag.

Oh, also:

HOLY BATMOBILES BATMAN, I'M LEAVING FOR CHINA TOMORROW, WHAT THE FUCK?!