Bad Movie Reviews

[scottwoods]

A few people have asked to see more bad movie reviews from me, not because they intend to see the films I review, but because they love it when my blood boils over an extremely bad movie and bad words come out.

So here is a list of the BAD movie reviews and a few general rants I’ve done in my personal journals that I could track down.  There may be one or two floating around that didn’t get tagged.  The ones with an asterisk (*) are particularly notable, either for their length or a larger philosophy being introduced.

Also, since it’s just movies I didn’t link classic entries like “How to Write an Urban Novel” or “Alicia Keys vs. Beyonce vs. Scott” or “Prince vs. Michael Jackson: Who Was the Greatest?”

Monster (2008 Asylum picture) *

http://scottish-like.livejournal.com/98129.html

The Book of Eli, The Lovely Bones *

http://scottwoods.livejournal.com/339871.html

Avatar Pt. 1

http://scottwoods.livejournal.com/334720.html

Avatar Pt. 2 *

http://scottwoods.livejournal.com/335096.html

Snakes on a Plane *

http://scottish-like.livejournal.com/3242.html

Shut Up & Sing

http://scottish-like.livejournal.com/74428.html

Next Day Air

http://scottish-like.livejournal.com/91457.html

The Fourth Kind *

http://scottish-like.livejournal.com/88456.html

Planet 51, The Men Who Stare at Goats

http://scottish-like.livejournal.com/88081.html

Punisher: War Zone

http://scottish-like.livejournal.com/67667.html

The Happening

http://scottish-like.livejournal.com/56719.html

Graffiti Verite 7: Random Urban Static: The Iridescent Equations of Spoken Word*

http://scottwoods.livejournal.com/254735.html

RANT: White characters in anime films

http://scottish-like.livejournal.com/79968.html

RANT: Black Oscars: Who Cares? *

http://scottwoods.livejournal.com/112632.html

RANT: A Review or an Opinion?

http://scottwoods.livejournal.com/277998.html

RANT: Don’t Strangle It *

http://scottwoods.livejournal.com/335541.html

RANT: So Good It’s Bad, Mosquito Man *

http://scottwoods.livejournal.com/266335.html