Your Modern American painter is so fat...

[scottwoods]

An email exchange gone horribly wrong:

Louise Robertson:: She expects everyone to be on the same page as she is and her page is written the way Jackson Pollock painted pictures, except she's not as verbose. *

Me: I chuckled out loud at [your] Pollock reference

Comments

[louiserobertson]

I like Jackson Pollock's work too! This was too fun!

[scottwoods]

Oh, whatever.

You write like Jackson Pollock paints, and what a sorry painting it is.

[scottwoods]

What, you all tapped out, Missy?

Hardly

[louiserobertson]

Maybe I wasn't online after 10:30 pm last night? Ever thought of that? I do read.

You write like Jackson Pollock paints: If you studied anyone good, it would throw you off your game.

Re: Hardly

[scottwoods]

OOooo...brign it on, sister:

You write like Jackson Pollock paints: dense.

Re: Hardly

[louiserobertson]

You write like Jackson Pollock paints: Did you do that at day care?

[louiserobertson]

You write like Jackson Pollock paints: I like your colors. You buy them at the make-up counter?

[scottwoods]

You write like Jackson Pollock paints, and he paints like a blind man having a seizure.

[louiserobertson]

You write like Jackson Pollock paints: Mommy, I got a headache.

[scottwoods]

You write like Jackson Pollock paints: as if laid with fever.

[louiserobertson]

You write like Jackson Pollock paints: you couldn't make an image to save your life.