Nov 29, 2003 23:42
Man, Ialmost got through the day without a hitch, and then I checked my email.
I got the following message:
--- Christine Dufond wrote:
> hey dumbass, take south dakota off the map if you
> wont include is in your little upper mid-west upper
> lip turned up White poetry slams.
>
> sincerly,
> the BIG indian
Well.
You just knew I wasn't going to let that sit, didn't you?
I replied:
"Now, THIS was an interesting email to get, for the following reasons:
1) I don't know you.
2) You're clearly an idiot.
3) You assume I know what you're referring to.
4) Upon assuming you're referring to the MPSL, you fail to recognize the fact that a team from any state included in its stated region would have likely been admitted had they actually said they wished to be included, which no team, poet or venue from South Dakota ever has. In fact, this is the first time I've received an email from anyone in South Dakota ever, period, bar no email before it in time and the entire history of the internet.
5) The map that is on that site lists states that would be considered should a team desire to participate in the league.
6) I get to have the rest of the world respond to your idiocy by posting your email.
Tool."
So please, everyone: Feel free to email Christine Dufond at:
cdufond@rap.midco.net
...at your leisure with the most inane, insipid trite emails known to man. Send her links to porn sites, maddening spam from events in places she doesn't live and generally annoy her at will. Not sure why people forget this thing works both ways.
letters