How my life keeps getting better and better.

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Man do I love my job. I've been told repeatedly im in line for a raise. which is nice, really. But I have heard that for the last two weeks and its getting on my nerves a little. Sobriety has been great so far. I'm not goin around sayin "I've been sober for __ days" cause that is what pathetic losers do. If anyone is reading this, and doesnt know what happened, I got really drunk and was thrown in a drunk tank. This is supposed to be my moment of clarity i figure. Anyways, my return date for drinkin will probably be sept 7th, cause Flatlanders Beerfest is that day. Had the funniest fucking thing happen the other day on the bus ride to work. This five year old is on the bus with I'm guessin his dad, who cant be much older than me. Anyways, this fat guy is on a electric wheelchair and the bus stops right beside him. The kid says really loudly, "Wow, he's so fat he can't walk!" The dad was so embarassed, and I just went beet red. I had to get off at the next stop cause I couldnt contain my laughter. I wasnt the only one. This other guy got off and laughed maniacally with me. Good times.

P.S. Drew, come home please. We miss you. (Me and my Captain America poster constitute "we")