Does anyone besides me

[scottscidmore]

think that the Onion is the only media outlet reporting actual news these days?

Al-Qaeda's No. 114 Killed On Office Depot Run
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52116

Bush Urges Nation To Be Quiet For A Minute While He Tries To Think
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52106