Hyperboles and junk

[scottsch]

"Come here, scrotums." - my boss

• Better than cats - Not actually praise, as Cats sucked
  
• Better than metaphorical cats - High praise
  
• Better than Platonic cats - Impossible (used to express an obvious hyperbole), as Platonic cats are perfectly cute and hypoallergenic
  

Agenda for the rest of the day:

• Burninating the countryside,
  
• burninating the peasants,
  
• burninating all the people,
  
• and the thatched roof cottages.
  

I've only gotten to level 21 so far. I once stumbled into a room full of treasure, though I don't know how. My hypothesis is that I can walk into a small percentage of the huts.