The Legendary Visiting Log(dedicated to Wes Johnson)
Once there was this log who was a really kool log. He liked to walk around and stuff...and like walk. He was so kool that even his friends were chilled by his presence. One day he decided to laugh...just out of the blue...laugh. Sometimes people would mistake this laugh for a loud loud fart....but it was just funny. "I was just frolicking along and this dog kicked me in the fun!" said the Log. Logs usually don't talk but, this one did. Everyone accused the log of being over dramatized...whatever! He claims his daddy is Hulk Hogan, who would believe that? In his fourth year at Harvard he decided to make a song about pattie cats, what is a pattie cat you might ask? Honestly...I don't have a clue...it just sounded kool. Anyways the log went to visit someone...oh! not just anyone....someone....but who? Probably the mail man....oh wait! no! no! it was frankenstein I think. The point is...never walk alone, it may cost you more money that way. The legendary visiting log lived happily ever after....oh wait! The log loves Hilary Duff too....they would get married but, I think Wes is married to her and he kicked the log off a cliff once so really, this log is dead.
I apologize to anyone who doesn't get my humor...I have randomitis...so forgive me. But however if you enjoyed this daring little tale of romance...please don't hesitate to reply.
just for old time sake I am placing a classic old poem here...oh ok it is new and I posted it like yesterday but I thought I would put it in here cause when I post I am sure no one reads or see's my stuff cause I post at like 3 or 4 in the morning. Anyways enjoy my friends of catastrophe.
Oh pretentious popsicle, oh how I love thee flavor
every little little bite I long to savor
crunch crunch...chomp chomp
yum yum....stomp stomp!
Oh now I step on you little stupid popsicle!
you die! now you die! stupid head popsicle!
you think you have me under your spell!
for all I care you can go to space!
fly away you popsicle of death!
make haste of your very last breath
oh now! do thee laugh at my everlasting will?
I melt you popsicle! KILL KILL KILL!
I take thee very stick and I break thee!
snap snap snap....ha ha so funny!
(no real popsicles were hurt in this incident)
I dedicate this poem to anyone who reads this.
This ones for you all!:)
I apologize to anyone who doesn't get my humor...I have randomitis...so forgive me. But however if you enjoyed this daring little tale of romance...please don't hesitate to reply.
just for old time sake I am placing a classic old poem here...oh ok it is new and I posted it like yesterday but I thought I would put it in here cause when I post I am sure no one reads or see's my stuff cause I post at like 3 or 4 in the morning. Anyways enjoy my friends of catastrophe.
Oh pretentious popsicle, oh how I love thee flavor
every little little bite I long to savor
crunch crunch...chomp chomp
yum yum....stomp stomp!
Oh now I step on you little stupid popsicle!
you die! now you die! stupid head popsicle!
you think you have me under your spell!
for all I care you can go to space!
fly away you popsicle of death!
make haste of your very last breath
oh now! do thee laugh at my everlasting will?
I melt you popsicle! KILL KILL KILL!
I take thee very stick and I break thee!
snap snap snap....ha ha so funny!
(no real popsicles were hurt in this incident)
I dedicate this poem to anyone who reads this.
This ones for you all!:)